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That was a really crappy thing to say.
I'll get my coat... 
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"11-pound stool"
I wouldn't wanna be the poor sod who had to go weigh it.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Now why on earth would he have eaten a chair?
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Beans and water time? 
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Oh? Just in time for the remake of Point Break?
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Damn what a mess!
Several years back we had three hurricanes hit within a 2 week period, we were lucky they weren't real powerful. Knocked out electric for a week!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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Regarding "protected" documents: Crypto Won't Save You Either[^]
The moment you give data to someone you also lose control over it, no matter the protection used.
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If it can be seen, read or heard, it can be copied.
Which is also a good thing
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Leslie is indeed an expert
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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1) Find a rhino.
2) Introduce it to Weight Watchers. Make sure it goes every week.
3) Take it to the gym twice a day, and make sure it jogs lots.
4) Wait for it to lose significant weight.
5) Paint it white.
Voila! One unicorn!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: 5) Paint it white.
Or start with a white rhino[^]
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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If that is your idea of "white" then you need:
1) A new monitor.
Or
2) To seriously change your washing powder.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Or start with a White Rhino... oh, right, they're not actually white.
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No, they are white but in greyish color.
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Dirty white... bad bad rhino.
Jeremy Falcon
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Can't blame them for being so horny.
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OriginalGriff wrote: 5) Paint it white.
I see a gray rhino and I want to paint it white
No colours anymore I want them to turn white
Geek code v 3.12 {
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
}
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
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The Stones did go through my head while I typed that, yes... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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