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racketeer wrote: ginger
Oh, oh you mentioned the g word.
"A couple of Gs, an R and an E, an I and an N
Just six little letters all jumbled together
Have caused damage that we may never mend ---"
—Tim Minchin, Prejudice[^]
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Surely if you wanted Harry to take the throne you'd have to bump off William as well?
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and William's offspring as well.
I don't think it says anywhere that he was behaving rationally
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Would ants hallucinate if they took antacid?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Not as much as itinerary that tripped out.
/ravi
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Everybody knows that ants are not made of wood!
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Of what substance would wood ants be?
Would it be wood? It would be wood!
Would wood bees be wood?
Would bees would be wood too!
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"Ah, Mr. Jones. I see we skipped our meds again today. Just let me get the other orderly now, and we'll get you squared away."
Software Zen: delete this;
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Dr. Seuss that never made it to print?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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So would soldier ants be made of soldiers?
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I was driving on LSD[^] just the other day. 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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What is this, a center for ants?!
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Even seen Mr. Jagger on Formic Acid?
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Ask Antman!
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Antacid? Yet another one of your base comments!
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Basically, no.
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Hi All,
I have finally fixed the electric piano that a friend of mine was going junk when he moved.
Also I have an interview coming up. I think a ![Beer | [beer]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif) is in order tonight! 
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Hopefully the interview isn't tomorrow if you're going on the sauce tonight!
Hope it goes well either way. 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Congrats on the tune machine and good luck at your interview!
New version: WinHeist Version When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page. Unknown
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