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W∴ Balboos wrote: bare trace of blood
Artery blockage?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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When I read the title of the thread, I thought you were going to tell some funny story about those people running into other people or hitting lamp posts because they can't take their eyes off their phone...  but now it's just a possibly contracted or sucked up vein (don't know how you call that in English) due to the punctuation, can happen if you're a little dehydrated.
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FIorian Schneidereit wrote: those people running into other people or hitting lamp posts because they can't take their eyes off their phone...
I encounter those in masses every morning at the train station or in the subway. A little collision is about the only thing that can still trigger a reaction from them.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Are you sure your name isn't Charles Montgomery Burns?
Doctor: I... I don't understand, there's nothing there. It's like poking through meringue!
Burns: Try the other one! I think I saw some blood in there yesterday.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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racketeer wrote: ginger
Oh, oh you mentioned the g word.
"A couple of Gs, an R and an E, an I and an N
Just six little letters all jumbled together
Have caused damage that we may never mend ---"
—Tim Minchin, Prejudice[^]
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Surely if you wanted Harry to take the throne you'd have to bump off William as well?
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and William's offspring as well.
I don't think it says anywhere that he was behaving rationally
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Would ants hallucinate if they took antacid?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Not as much as itinerary that tripped out.
/ravi
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Everybody knows that ants are not made of wood!
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Of what substance would wood ants be?
Would it be wood? It would be wood!
Would wood bees be wood?
Would bees would be wood too!
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"Ah, Mr. Jones. I see we skipped our meds again today. Just let me get the other orderly now, and we'll get you squared away."
Software Zen: delete this;
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Dr. Seuss that never made it to print?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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So would soldier ants be made of soldiers?
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I was driving on LSD[^] just the other day. 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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What is this, a center for ants?!
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Even seen Mr. Jagger on Formic Acid?
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Ask Antman!
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Antacid? Yet another one of your base comments!
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Basically, no.
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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