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Off-topic:
Today one might compare someone to Einstein, but who would Einstein have been compared to?
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Probably Newton, Faraday, and Maxwell (who were his heroes, and who heavily influenced his work on relativity, especially Maxwell).
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yeeaahh... but Maxwell had that silver hammer... 
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I had forgotten that one.[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Dang your joke trumps mine. I was going to say coffee always helps (Maxwell House[^])
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Theories are not invented, they're construed from the space between our ears, of which, for some theories, can take time (and, of course, energy).
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The Return of Tarzan
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Tarzan of the Jungle Jim Abbott and Costello sang Alison Wonderland o' Lakers have Kobe Beef it's what's for DiNero in Deer Hunter S. Thompson seedLESS or SASSafrass Tea Boone Pickett's Charge of the Light sabre it's cold in Green Bay today is the day of the Eagle flies on Fridaydream Believe you me Tarzan
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I used to have a VW, in a way: Audi A2[^]
Yes, Audi and VW are together. First, the Audi (and VW) automatic transmissions that come with the TDI motors are junk. Two of them disintegrated and are the reason why I will never buy any of their cars again.
The A2 also had a little button which (gasp) changed the motor configuration a little. you could choose between the economic (low consumption) setting and the 'normal' (more power) setting. Looks like this feature was implemented for the TDI engines all along.
Obviously a bad example of how to reuse your code.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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BMW is the brand to go, or Mercedes 
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
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I was just working on a software which (not named here) uses to schedule and test their motors.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Ah well okay, in this case 
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
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If I had free choice...[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I'd decide for that one two 
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
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else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Too old for that!  I could not get in and out of it.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Nice, but if I had free choice it might look more like this[^]
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Definitely the Mercedes Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?
Like Janis Joplin :[^] 
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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I don't work there... so sadly not
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if(this.signature != "")
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MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
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{
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Mercedes is a piece of rusting junk.
And the 30 year so called "warranty" against rust that they had wasn't even worth the paper.
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Das Auto
Gas auto
modified 24-Sep-15 9:25am.
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Perhaps they should consider hire Jeremy Clarkson to get the emission rates up a bit. I heard he was available.
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I have to drive a Golf Bluemotion tonight (pool car) any tips on avoiding capture?
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If you need to get away, use Blue Thunder.[^]
I like that huge model, but not its price tag.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Blue Thunder definitely beats Bluemotion. 
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Why the hell did they confess to cheating?
The cars pass all European emissions tests, its part of the yearly technical test all cars have to go through, so its only the US.
They could have put it down to a SW glitch, and done a US recall only and saved themselves the utter disaster they are facing now.
Idiots.
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