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Here's another[^] 
Sorry, just couldn't help myself - it is Friday after all... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Even for a Friday, come on!
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Well, I'm more than happy it was Pluto and not Uranus.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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We can fix that too[^] 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Cannot see it at the moment - I guess I'm lucky 
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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Liar! There's no way that is high-res!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Actually, the part about an incredible array of colours can be discussed as well... But what the heck! Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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That really is beautiful.
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The red appears to be a surface-only colour - i.e. the crevices and impact sites are white... most mysterious.
(It really looks live the primitive life forms you would find on a cereal bowl in a student bedsit...)
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That's at least one offense that is not (entirely) her fault.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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you reckon the doc slapped the wrong end when she was born, with a brick? Could be, the state her face is in!
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So that's what you get when you cross an Afghan with a Chihuahua 
Edit: Which one of the two dog breeds was offended? Dog lovers and cat haters avert your eyes.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
modified 26-Sep-15 14:59pm.
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Did she do plastic surgery on lips?!?! 
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Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
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everything by the looks of it.
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Yeah, too much external gratification
/pm
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
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*shudder*
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Elephant you, I almost wasted my lunch! She remembers me the pokemon Jynx[^]...
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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den2k88 wrote: She remembers me the pokemon Jynx[^]...
When I saw her my mind went blank for a moment and after that I felt cold and defeated.
She's certainly an ice/psychic type
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Munchies_Matt wrote: Have the seen her face![^]
I have a question regarding the stupid pursed lip thing this stupid sunshine and all other women seem to do for photos. Is this thought to be seen as attractive to men as they see as they see a comfortable landing place for their c**k or what?
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Meth, mostly, judging form the looks.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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But the hand tattoo is the most beautiful thing seen on those pictures in the article. I kind of like it.
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Holy sh*t, there should be some sort of warning as you scroll down the screen.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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