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There's a baby bottle, a Sake bottle and cup, Champagne (which seems to be Apple-only), and nail varnish:
http://emojipedia.org/search/?q=bottle[^]
No Brown Bottle[^] yet.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Johnny J. wrote: We don't eat a lot of turkey either, so God only knows what the trade wants to substitute that with?!?!?
Smorgastorta
Correction: Smörgåstårta
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Good heavens, I hope not. That's another Swedish tradition I can't stand.
But it would actually make sense in some twisted way:
"Smörgås", which means sandwich literally (and strangely) translates to "goose with butter" - and a goose is as fowl as any turkey, I guess... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Oh, let the sun beat down upon my face, stars fill my dreams.
/pm
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
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Rio
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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V. wrote: If all the animals along the equator were capable of flattery
Everyday will be celebrated as "Lets pat on everyone's back day"
or
"Butter up" day
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"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -- Groucho Marx
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He has a lot of goodies 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Well given the size of his dog, I'm not surprised.
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Nelek wrote: He hashad a lot of goodies
FTFY
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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His memory is still alive  
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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I did a needle point (or whatever you call it) of him in the 1970's. It is now hanging on my bedroom wall.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception." -- Groucho Marx
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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"She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon."
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
If you forgot your flashlight, yuop!
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Sorry that I don't stand up...
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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That musta hurt!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Groucho was quite the philosopher and a funny man. I remember the game show he hosted "You bet your life" and he was always coming up with funny lines.
New version: WinHeist Version When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page. Unknown
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(WARNING: FACEBOOK LINK)
Oops![^]
(The Pope just visited Philadelphia)
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Captain Grammar Pants? Really?
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Some of the stuff she has posted is quite funny (and rather irritating to read). I honestly HATE people who completely ignore grammar and spelling. There are a few Photoshops there, but most are real things that people posted.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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And yes, the name is a bit... odd. But it gets the point across (I think).
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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I'd blame predictive texting!
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modified 29-Sep-15 19:25pm.
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