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That was yesterday's insult.
You need to call him a dickhead or something today.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Bungling boob, biting back bilious barrage begotten by bastards?
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That's just two words; you've got to come up with something better than that. Besides, we're on "D" now.
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Why? What have we ever done to you to warrent being totured with your intellectual excreta?
I apologize for that, it was uncalled for. 
I'm sure there are people who enjoy your posts.
modified 15-Oct-15 9:30am.
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Doctors' app scares people from their screens -- for their own good[^] SFW, as long as you don't download the app. 
Quote: every 20 minutes it sends you disgusting images that make you recoil as if you've just seen a rabbit skinned by Darth Vader in the middle of your local bar.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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save your eyes and lose your mind
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Irina Pykhova wrote: save your eyes and lose your mind
Kind of like the prescription Rx adverts on television. "This medication may kill you, but you will have comfortable bowel movements, guaranteed" whatever that means. 
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Saw one the other night, "This medication may cause death or it may lead to a brain infection. The brain infection might cause death or it might cause you to be a baked potato. The medication might also cause nausea, lowered white blood cell count, ..." and so on.
I usually figure that leading off with death meant that the only way to go was up. But no! They lead off with death and followed it right up with an "incredibly painful death" and "an even more incredibly painful life that in comparison death would be a merciful release" 
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So you were there last Friday. Great time man!
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Sorry; cat videos are enough for me.
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Clearly I've spent way too long on the seedier parts of the net (NTM browsing for free pr0n on network fileshares at school 15 years ago), but that sample image doesn't even rate a meh on the shock scale any longer.
Now if the designers of that app could just get their minds out of the gutter and stop blocking my periscope all would be good in the world again.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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When I worked at BMP, the Head of Television commuted in from Brighton every day.
He started reading The Exorcist on the train.
He said he thought it was the most evil book he’d ever read.
In fact, he said it was so evil he couldn’t finish it.
So, at the weekend, he went to the end of Brighton pier and threw it as far as he could.
So I went to the bookshop.
I bought another copy.
Then I ran it under the tap.
And left it in his desk drawer.
For him to find.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Totally evil 
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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ROFLMAO!!! Awesome!
I would love to see the look on his face. You should set up a web cam or something.
Reminds me of something similar that happened at a company many moons ago. We had one person who wasn't well liked for many reasons. When he left for vacation someone hid a dead fish in his office. After a week his office stuck up a storm and the entire building was pretty bad.
They never found out who did it.
"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."
-- Marcus Brigstocke, British Comedian
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cab once live (13)
***edit*** added spaces to make it more easily legible / harder 
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modified 9-Oct-15 7:06am.
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Maxxx wrote: caboncelive
Google isn't much help;
Quote: 1 result (0.42 seconds)
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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No matter. Perhaps I should have put spaces in?
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Conceivable
Life is too shor
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That's only 11 letters
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See his sig! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Medic! Medic!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Tha reall neede ??
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Well...you're rolling on the floor, but you're not laughing - and you sound like you're suddenly having speech difficulties.
I'd suspect a coronary event, or a cerebrovascular accident and the medicos are the best suited to fix you up.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
modified 9-Oct-15 10:37am.
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