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No need. I had a lovely salmon on a salad base.
This space for rent
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I would have preferred that too. But, being a Yank, I'm stuck with turkey. You are what you eat!
Gus Gustafson
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Q: What temperature is the inside of a Taun-Taun?
A: Luke warm
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I suppose that's only for native speakers...
I know where the word-play comes from (SW V), but I don't understand the fun
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Explaining jokes takes all the fun out of them and then they lie there, bleeding aqueous humour and waiting for the Final Punchline.
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I know... I didn't ask for explanation. I was just making an observation.
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Is this the joke equivalent for "It's not me, it's you"? 
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That is no pun!
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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These are not the puns we are looking for.
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what you then look for, (not so) young padawan?
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Duncan Edwards Jones wrote: a Taun-Taun
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http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Tauntaun[^]
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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Also known as a self-propelled sleeping bag.
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One can see the release of the new movie is imminent, all kinds of Star Wars junk on every corner... 
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Well... you proved to be enough Star Wars kind knowing it as well
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Oh, I like the films - the classic trilogy, that is - but with all this merchandise around, sorry, it's too much. 
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No, of course: the Force is here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between the land and the ship.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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Do it or don't do it... but don't try it
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1st rubber of the Davis Cup Final and Goffin [BEL] trails Edmund [GB] 3-6 1-6 1-1...
veni bibi saltavi
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Even though I know it's junk food.
Even though I know I don't want to read the ingredients list.*
Sometimes it's just soooooo right.
Just did some hot dogs for lunch. And they were lovely...heated in the brine from the tin, fried onions, ketchup, mustard, white bread bun...yum!
So what if they are the culinary equivalent of VB? 
* Really, really don't want to read the ingredients list. Confucius he say "Never read ingredients until digestion is complete".
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So you mean VB is easy to digest?
....or hard?
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