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Google is your friend: Jupiter, Florida[^]
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Google is my second home but I didn't have the idea that it might be a geographic reference, so it showed me all kinds of results. Thank you.
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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Sounds like a gassy place.
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Thank you 
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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So - what's the punch line? Does the story have an interesting twist or something. Perhaps the window was closed at the time? Seems rather typical.* That is, except that the 'gator was dead at the time.
*Considering it was a Wendy's
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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<h2>Common Sense Man</h2>
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New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.1 Beta tomorrow (noun): a mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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No Darwin award the idiot has already bred, let's hope they got their mothers genes
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Just got a phone call from my mate Paddy asking what the 2nd largest state in America is. I told him Texas.
30 seconds later Paddy sent me an SMS saying "What's the 2nd largest State in America?"
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Inebriation? ...oh no, that's Ireland!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Here in the states I think it's stupidity!...No wait that's number 1.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.1 Beta tomorrow (noun): a mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.
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The reason he replied as he did is that you misspelled your answer. It's spelled with two S's.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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W∴ Balboos wrote: It's spelled with two S's.
No, I think it is only spelled with one "S". Nice try. 
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An interesting note:
Sarah Palin comes from largest state
Ted Cruze comes from second largest state
Fortunately, the two states are well separated, mitigating opportunities for breeding.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Did he ask specifically for the USA or just America? I'm not sure it would be true, if the latter!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Nope, still technically correct (which is the best kind of correct  ), because Canada has provinces, not states. 
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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What about Mexico or Brazil (he says, with his admittedly shaky grasp of geopolitics)? He didn't say North America either!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Damn... you got me with Brazil. It has 3 states larger than Texas. 
I had taken Mexico into account though.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Yeah, they've got a few of those too.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Had the same thought. As Canada does not have states but I think Mexico does.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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It's not confirmed yet but if it is, he will be the first human in recorded history to die by a celestial impact.
From CNN
What are the odds, huh. 
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
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