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Why not go to Baskervilles [^] to find a real Hound!
Life is too shor
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Given the choice I'd go for a Jack Russell
My neighbours have a yappy little sh*t-machine Jack Russell. The bastard thing never shuts up. If you're looking for something to make your new neighbours hate you, that's the one to go for.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Whatever variety you get, you may find this Guide to dog ownership[^] handy. 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Weirdly mine loves going to the vet. It's all I can do to stop her running in every time we go anywhere near the place!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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We had a English Springer Spaniel and it was really nice; but we were not prepared to have a dog.
The thing is that you have to train it and train yourself to train it.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Maximilien wrote: you have to train it
Nah! Springers train you! It's all in the mind. They patiently teach you not to mind what they're doing!
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: just West of [REDACTED].
Blimey, that's a bit of a dump, I'd prefer Walsall. 
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We have had a series of Pugs over the years, and liked them. We currently have two, both from rescue missions - one is blind in one eye, deaf, and has some health issues but still is the happiest thing around. Neither is yappy (although they will make sure any visitors are checked out as to the owners of the land), and both are calm, cool and collected.
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We have a Dachshund. Lovable little fart he is. The only time we hear a sound out of him is if he's hurt, or if he's dreaming (he yips in his sleep occasionally, it's adorable.)
The breed in general is rather well tempered, and can be trained (as ours is) to be quiet. They're also quite loyal, though ours seems to be more codependent (he's practically attached to my wife's hip!)
The only drawback to the breed is that they can be a bit food-obsessed. Ours will be 13 years old in a few months, and he still runs around like he's high on speed when it comes time to eat.
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Hello all,
Let's say we do have a nice professional printer that handles papers in a super nice way but it looks like the black toner for that printer has finished aaaaaaaand drumroll, nobody distributes toners of that super brand. Apart of course of the normal distributor who will need 4 days to get a new toner... Usually they send toners as the same printer tells them it is running out of ink, but something has gone wrong with the communication and they have not received any feedback from the printer...
Well, in order to allow people to print, we do have an old brother printer and I've unpacked it, set it up and started it... only to see that the black ink toner was also empty.
No worries we've gone to a local reseller and got a new toner. Replaced it and now we have a nice message on the printer display which reads "impossible to print, read the manual".
And the manual says: "some mechanical issue has happened, just unplug the printer for some minutes and try it again".
This is now an infinite loop... Anyone here has an idea on how to solve the Brother printer issue?
As always thank you in advance! 
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Joan Murt wrote: This is now an infinite loop... Anyone here has an idea on how to solve the Brother printer issue?
Joan, is the Brother printer connected to a network?
If so, can you login to the Web console of the printer and check to see if there are any logs you can read to see what the problem is?
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Hi Michael!
The only thing I can see is the "status monitor" which shows me a small log with only one entry:
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Date/time | Message | Status
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now | Impr. Impossible | 70300
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And it doesn't look Internet offers a lot of help regarding the 70300 message...
Any idea?
I'm planning to make a firmware update (which I'm sure it won't update a thing but who knows).
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Gotta love printers; for a business model that seams built around giving away printers to sell the ink you'd think it'd be easier to get new cartridges. We recently had to retire the printer in our lab because the old toner we had stored had gone bad (I'm guessing whoever was supposed to turn the containers over every X months either decided he didn't need to or got laid off without handing the duty off) and because it was old and they could the only vendor still selling toner for it wanted $1200 for them. 
the new printer works, but it's a soulless desktop model; it's predecessor was a floor model that looked like R2D2 after a binge on the candybox that normally fuels all work in the lab. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Oh. That's disappointing. I was expecting a nice, cosy story about a venerable monk churning out the parish magazine on an original Guttenberg!
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What kind of printer is it? You may want to try Brother Solutions Center[^] with the model.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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A three year old boy is sitting on the toilet. He's been there a while, before his mother gets concerned and goes to check on him.
She peeks round the door, and he's sitting there with a picture book. But every ten seconds or so, he puts the book down, grips the toilet seat with his left hand and gives himself an almighty bang on the head with his right.
"Billy, are you alright? You've been here for a while now..."
"I'm fine, Mommy. I just haven't gone number twos yet."
"Ok, no problem, you can stay for a few minutes yet. But why are you hitting yourself on the head?"
"Works for ketchup."
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Note: I don't know if the site (ExtremeTech.com) is hacked or if it's just another caniption by Chrome Version 50.0.2661.37 beta-m (64-bit), but, the page appears as a mess right now, with strange transparent content overlays appearing after the main page/story loads.
«The truth is a snare: you cannot have it, without being caught. You cannot have the truth in such a way that you catch it, but only in such a way that it catches you.» Soren Kierkegaard
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Hi Bill!
Looks fine to me: Chrome Version 49.0.2623.87 m (64-bit)
But then - you are running Beta... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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They're not really inventing it though, are they? Evolution already did that a long, long, long time ago.
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Looks fine with Firefox besides the annoying "Enable Cookies" overlay window which hides the content partially which itself is grayed (probably while cookies are disabled).
No, I don't allowed cookies to check that (while the kind of cookies can be selected at least a few ones must be enabled).
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Looks fine in IE11 ...
... I'll get my coat.
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I don't like mean experimentation like that. They could at least have given it TWO dinosaur legs. What the hell is it supposed to do? Hop around on one leg? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Scientists bred a chicken with six legs to stop family arguments at Sunday dinner. It's supposed to taste great, but nobody can catch the buggers!
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Message Closed
modified 17-Mar-16 7:38am.
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