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I hope nobody steals my identity
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I am not a number, I am a free username!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Sends in a big bubble to take you back home.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Pulls out a big pin...
I always wondered why he was supposed to be scared of a big bubble? A kitchen knife and ten seconds, and he strolls off into the sunset...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I used to watch The Prisoner in French as a child(5-7) and I found that big bubble to be really really scary.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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There was a wonderful Spitting Image sketch where they parodied that but using the Royal Family, specifically Charles in the main role which led to this dialogue:
"You are number 5"
"One is not a number!"
"Yes it is!"
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Don't you need a license to be an anesthesiologist?
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I guess I'm 24601...
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
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But have you learnt the meaning of the law? 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I know the meaning of those nineteen twentyeight years - a slave of the law. 
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
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Integers? Whole Numbers? Decimal? Float?....What kind of numbers are we talking here?
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If ever threatened my job, I have a script to refactor all variables to variations of "l1ll11l1" Ls and 1s
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Way ahead of you sunbeam. Way ahead of you!!!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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That's the latest one.
Aren't they going a bit too far with the nagging? Doesn't everybody already use it?
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Are you talking about Google search results? Looks more or less the same for me on FireFox.
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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The messages that the keep popping up
Make us your home page! (even when it already is)
Install Chrome! (already got it, I do have to test on other browsers)
Check your security settings!
Log on to Chrome!
Let us track your every move! You'll love it!
Get Google for your mobile!
The title is a new one I noticed a moment ago.
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I misunderstood your subject line. Got ya now.
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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aaryan42 wrote: Doesn't everybody already use it?
Nope. Not even close (EU, please note!) Running at about 25% market share at the moment, well behind both MS's various offerings and oddments various (though thrashing Firefox!)
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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