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Hope you feel better and you get a sponge bath of the XX kind!
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Shouldn't that be XXXX? 
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Unless each X is XX, then it would be XXXXXX.
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Sounds like delayed onset muscle soreness[^].
I strained the muscles in my back once, and ended up in the emergency room two days later when it was hard to breathe, the pain was so bad. I thought I'd detached a rib or something.
Good luck, Mick.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Nobuo Uematsu - Swing De Chocobo[^]
So I'm a big fan of the Final Fantasy games (well, up to X at least) 
What's great about them is pretty much everything, including the music!
This week's SOTW is an orchestration of the FFX chocobo theme because we had some pretty sunny days that just screamed for some happy swinging tunes!
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Still not got the handle on the meaning of 'song' then? And muzak much? 
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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I guess it should be called Music of the Week, but then people will complain about the definition of music.
I say f*** what everybody says, I'm calling it whatever I want 
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So they've converted it into yet another rip-off of Sing, Sing, Sing with a swing.
Tres creative, cher.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Yeah, because all swing is a rip-off of that song 
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No, only the tunes that are a rip off.
Frank Sinatra never did a rip-off of it, nor did Duke Ellington, nor Count Basie, nor Glenn Miller, nor any of the hundreds of other swingers in the swing era.
Nowadays, though, if someone wants to swing a tune, the first thing they do is play Sing, Sing, Sing a dozen times, while taking notes.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I think Nobuo Uematsu has proven himself enough to not be called a rip-off 
Besides, better a good copy than a bad original.
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As everyone knows I'm rubbish at these but here is my pathetic effort
123345
for all you net lovers ?
Anyone for ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
modified 2-Jun-16 9:59am.
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Hardly duress! 
You answered the last one correctly, the tried to get out of it by using an unreliable person to p[ost for you... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Nope
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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TULLES
What do you mean, wrong kind of net?
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Nope
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Think you've missed a trick there. If you'd said yes it would have been entirely believable and you wouldn't be doing another one tomorrow! Your funeral!
But more importantly, where's me black and white pegs?
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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I told you I'm rubbish at these -I just get lucky and guess correctly sometimes
2b 1w
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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My imagination has turned to Rust this Friday, so I just cannot think of a programming pun.
Instead, I bring you this quizz, and blast from the past...
This is the story of the hare who lost his spectacles
Owl loved to rest quietly whilst no one was watching
Sitting on a fence one day
He was surprised when suddenly a kangaroo ran close by
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Rust indeed: it's only Thursday!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Perhaps he is suffering from relativistic time effects.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Hey, I've been day dreaming that it's Friday since Tuesday
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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I am in a funk! I was waiting for my Friday lunch date too!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Weirdly enough I also thought it was Friday for at least the first two hours after waking. Imagine my confusion at seeing market stalls on High Street (market days are Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday).
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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