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Mark_Wallace7-Jul-16 9:22
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Oh, I was caught at just the right time, for the "them who can't" idiots.

I could read and write before I went to infant school (not quite as well as I can now, but I got by), but the "them as can't" geniuses decided that that was the year they were going to use ITA, a completely ridiculous not-at-all-phonetic-really written language to teach children to write.

I was taken out of the school and packed off to public school, after I took a hand-made Mothers' Day card home that my mother couldn't read.

f*****g morons.

And I wrote left-handed, before going to school, but they forced me to write right-handed, so my handwriting has always been terrible.

f*****g, f*****g morons.

The only people more stupid than teachers are their students -- and that's the teachers' fault!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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