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I can never understand what Daleks say.
Especially on Friday nights.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Well I know that: Doctor Who is a children's programme ( isn't it DD?) not reality.
But at least three of us willen mayhaven be time machine owners by next April, or how else willen we twarten woil the Rigellian Leapfrog Invasion of 2034?
Time Traveler's Handbook of 1001 Tense Formations[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Happy Anniversary... of your 21st birthday! ![Java | [Coffee]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/coffee.gif)
- I would love to change the world, but they wonβt give me the source code.
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Well in fairness if this is the first time in 20 years, the lair where you spend the normal anniversary of your inroduction to the world probably has loads...  , I thought one of the hidden emoticons was a cake??
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Happy 49th, hope to see you posting for a long time.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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There's a marked diff between "forgot" and "had no stinkin' clue / interest / who da heck are you?"!
None-da-less, fer what it's werff:
Happy Birffday... 
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: the 10 million plus Cpians all forgot!
Did you check FB?
/ravi
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Well then, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
ππππΊπΈ
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Of course I didn't forget, Vilmos. Happy Birthday!
Software Zen: delete this;
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Right back atcha, Gary!
/ravi
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My dog ate it.
Jeremy Falcon
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I didn't knew you have a birthday... I though you have been distilled originally...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I sent out a Potato[^] with my greetings on it a week before your birthday. If you didn't get it, it's probably rotten already 
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Well, OK then... 
Some people come up with the strangest ideas.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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I got a pair of sunglasses, and it rained.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Good job they didn't film it within Southern Rail's demesne - they'd be waiting a damn long time before they spotted one!
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Do owls want to tell you about their day, because it was a real hoot?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Who are you?
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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I woke up in a Soho doorway
A policeman knew my name
He said "You can go sleep at home tonight
If you can get up and walk away"
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Feather or not you realize it, You have a talon for posting these things.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I sometimes wish he'd give it a nest.
/ravi
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Eggactly what I've been thinking.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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But it gives us a beak into his thought process.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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