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Is this a real resurrection? There have been a lot of fakes
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He's not the torrent. He's a very naughty boy.
This space for rent
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It's actually good news. The Pacific is 5 nanoseconds narrower, Multiply that by the number of packets crossing it and we'll have LOTS more time to peruse cat videos and, umm, what is the other major use of the internet?
Cheers,
Peter
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Are we sure that it's Australia that's moving? Perhaps the rest of the world is skidding in the other direction!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Will it help me find my keys?
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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It doesn't say which direction it's moving, so I don't know whether I approve or disapprove.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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We are a little lost down here, wandering around in circles!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Well, try to get closer to the UK, but without getting any closer to Europe -- the UK's going to need all the help it can get.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Nah 13.5 billions years from now the UK will be fine, see you there!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Too bad it didn't move 1,5 meters down as in towards sea level
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I'm assuming that's an attempt at a joke?
cheers
Chris Maunder
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I'm assuming that's ORT again.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Do you come from the land down-under and over that way just a bit?
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Funny you should post this.
A few days ago I was watching a couple of people surveying the road and wondered how much land moves (relative to neighboring land) due to seismic activity. God knows we have plenty here.
Google hasn't been very helpful so I'm guessing, not enough to matter to surveyors.
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It tried to shake MM off 
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Didn't work. Sunday afternoon, down the pub at a family do paying far too much for alcohol.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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If you replaced your hedge, would anyone notice it was a shrubstitute?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I'm sure a certain group of Knights[^] would notice.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Ni!
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoop-boing-goodem-zoo-owli-zhiv. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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...Olé-Biscuitbarrel. 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Stop IT!
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Ow! He said it again!
Wait! I said it! I said it!
Ooh! I said it again! And there again! That's three 'it's! Ohh!
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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When will you leaf us alone with these puns?
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