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The patient told doctors that he has no idea why he started eating knives but that he "developed a taste for metal" and "loved the way blades tasted."
/ravi
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"Malhotra believes the patient has a very rare mental disorder that most likely has not been published in any international medical journal."
I think he means a very rare metal disorder 
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Sander Rossel wrote: I think he means a very rare metal disorder
I saw that one coming!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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I guess he just wanted to live on the edge.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I wonder if they tasted like tang.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Or a variety of mint. Spear, to be specific.
/ravi
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Variety is the slice of life.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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That observation is truly a cut above the rest.
/ravi
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Thanks, but I'm not that cleaver.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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It's knife to know you're modeft too!
/ravi
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 I wonder if that guy is a music fan, if he is I bet Bowie is his favorite.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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It's easy to remove the knives: Just shove him through a MRI machine. 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Dang, takes all kinds.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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I love that the doc told him, "If you like iron that much, eat spinach."
/ravi
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Agree. And I'll never do it again… well he kept it a secret so how will his family know?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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When astronauts die, do they run an orbituary?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: do they run an orbituary?
Yes, round and round again. Quite tiresome actually.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Actually, they do naught
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Yes, but they have to planet first.
/ravi
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Of course!
And their ashes are stored in a Saturn.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Five times?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Saturn?
Five?
Rings a bell.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: And their ashes are stored in a Saturn.
I think that thought came from Uranus.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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You mean where the Sun don't shine.
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