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I apologize. I'm going to spruce up my act.
/ravi
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You're very gracious, no wonder you're so poplar.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Hope I'm not going out on a limb by saying this, but anything fir you.
/ravi
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I teak comfort in those words.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I try to act like a nice feller.
/ravi
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While I lumber around socially awkward.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Don't worry - you'll soon be out of the woods.
/ravi
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I'll try and stick with it.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Excellent! I'll leaf you to it, then.
/ravi
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No, I pay him every Friday. He has lots of money!
Hogan
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He was probably too busy hanging out in bars[^]. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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The timber of the responses must be taken with a grain of salt.
| Ravings en masse^ |
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Fortunately his buddy at the sawmill was available. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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With only one "Yes" vote - and that a bit dubious - It's a resounding "no".
The CCC OTD will resume on Tuesday.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Is that like politics where a failure to vote indicates a lack of caring?
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Yep.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I hope this means I can have a bank holiday on Monday too!
Oh wait, the boss is away Monday, how's there's an idea...
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I was just working on some code with self referencing entities and I got my while loop all wrong.
Apparently, creating a few infinite loops in JavaScript and running them in Chrome crashes my external network device leaving me without an internet connection until I reconnect the device 
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I do embedded code here. The same mistake would have killed a few tester. 
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I remembering forcing that back in college on a VAX/VMS system...create an program with a counter, start a 'for' loop, jump out of it, display the counter.. and repeat.
How long would it take to pop the stack?
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VAX? For an experiment, I (and the security officer) ran the following three batch files (content displayed). The VMS system limited internal loops to 25 redundant iterations.
A.COM SUBMIT B
B.COM SUBMIT C
C.COM SUBMIT A
It was done after hours on Friday - right before the normal shutdown of the system.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Yes, VAX/VMS... circa early '80s... long before OpenVMS.
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How long is an infinite loop?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Twice as long as half an infinite loop?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Since infinity x 2 is still infinity, then by extension half of infinity is also still infinity. 
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