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The ultimate placebo effect is self-deception. - July 29 2016 12:57 PM
or, if that's not to your liking,
Sometimes, all you really need are some better bad habits. - August 24 2016 8:30 AM
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My bad habit is a placebo!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I'd compliment the coalescence but it seems you've narrowed your possibilities on this thread.
Fortunately, it's all in your head.
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If there is such a thing as an ultimate placebo, gimme the real thing!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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I would imagine a few of you would want to take a shot at this to cheer up your AM.
Best to leave out what they're for so that you might enjoy yourselves with surreptitious speculations, provocative pokes, and punishing puns.
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Are they to pander to the periphery of perspicacious pronunciations?
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Laconic limitations to loquacious leanings.
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Ah, a lugubrious look at leveraging longitudinal largesse.
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Simply salacious slights of surreptitious suffrage.
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Whatever the meds, I think y'all need to take some more of it! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Let me respond by saying that this prescription is from the same fine physician who suggested I have at least one alcoholic beverage equivalent each day.
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Are you talking about "Big Dick"? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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? ? ? ?*
*Taken before leaving for work and I do not have a secretary . . .
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Oh, I didn't mean those little blue pills. I was referring to "Nagy" = "large", "Vilmos" = "William"... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Surely, wouldn't "large William" be "Big Bill"?
It did remind of a high school colleague who's unthinking parents named him "Richard". His surname was "Head".
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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You're right, my bad. I've got no excuse for being so dim today... 
As for your friend, I think his parents might not have wanted any more children... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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OK - in the US at least (and probably the UK),
William is 'truncated' to Bill
Richard is 'truncated' to Dick
Both really make no sense if you think about it.
I wouldn't have gotten your allusion, anyway.
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To celebrate this, I have booked an hour in this simulator[^] for next week.
I hope to land better than this one.[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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?? What happened?
EDIT: I precise: what happened that you are fired from tomorrow?
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
modified 31-Aug-16 8:16am.
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Looks to me like the pilot THOUGHT he was in a simulator, only turned out that he wasn't!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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That crash probably was a deliberate test. Helicopters usually don't come down that way on a runway and have a camera standing there to document the desaster.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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It's a small hardware company and the big software project did not come to pass. That's why I'm on my way out before I was really in.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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So, luckily it wasn't nothing traumatic. Good luck for your upcoming hunt for jobs!
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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The hunt is already finished. My current boss was fair enough to give me an early warning and I found something where I can start in October. Until then I will just be lazy or go flying. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: I can start in October. Until then I will just be lazy or go flying
October?! Dang man. I know y'all do dates differently over there than us Americans do, but here in America, that's 1 month away. 1 month unemployed? A man goes nuts. Go work a few hours a day somewhere and then study up on whatever you'll be doing in your next job. Real men work!
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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