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If the CTO doesn't want anyone to use joins then he made the wrong choice when picking a relational database for data storage. Should have gone ISAM.
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No worries.
A former "CTO" of mine blew up when I suggested changing the font instead of redesigning a report for a new column.
(He didn't grasp (initially) that one could "change" fonts on laser output ... I think he still had 1403 impact printers on the brain. I thought of him as "VP of the mainframe".)
Someone once told YOUR "CTO" that a particular job is running long because of "joins"... so therefore, "all joins are bad".
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I'm sure this plan[^] will work out exactly how Dear Chairwarmer thinks it will.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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I am reminded numerous times each day how lucky I am to be living in a "free" country, particularly one where freedom of religion, press, speech, etc., are the foundational principles.
Marc
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Oh, the irony! Oh, wait... 
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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From the article: The main point of the lecture was ‘Keep your mouths shut!’” the source said, speaking on condition of anonymity.
Apparently, the idea has gotten off to a rocky start. 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Sounds like many so-called "liberal" US Universities' speech policies.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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It's a fantastic idea. And what a great haircut too. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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My Daughter defines Optimism as: North Korea has a Hotel!
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Does she also define masochism as people voluntarily stay in it?
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Awesome! I would.
Well, I asked if it was called "Hotel California" but she missed the reference.
She laughed when I explained the song...
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This is what you get when you play D&D and can't decide between an elf and a halfling.
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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I would like to start playing lineage 2 (just wanting to see new version, have been 4 years off), but the damm computer (new install) is still searching for updates (aprox. 36 hours searching right now) so I could not backup system yet (don't like to backup games)
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Nelek wrote: aprox. 36 hours searching right now
Plug your network cable in. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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1.212.075 packets in "received", the only thing working online is "searching for updates"
Last time (father-in-law's laptop) was 20 hours  , 550+ updates in the list (installing back win7 from last backup I did to his system after he got "upgraded")
Now is a new desktop for me, sadly I have no backup yet for this hardware and have to get the list from W7-SP1 until today... I would expect a bit more speed.
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Clinton or Trump in the very near future. Whom to choose? Dunno, i'm not an american citizen. There are only a few things I like from Americans... hollywood, sexy guitars, nirvana, STP, metallica and microsoft!
Edit: I forgot to include "Chuck Norris"
modified 8-Sep-16 12:32pm.
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Vincent Maverick Durano wrote: hollywood, sexy guitars, nirvana, STP, metallica and microsoft!
Maybe Steve Ballmer can be a write-in.
"Voters! Voters! Voters!"
Marc
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Marc Clifton wrote: Maybe Steve Ballmer can be a write-in.
Not after he owns the LA Clippers. I'm a die-hard Spurs guy 
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Conversely, there is only one thing Americans like from non-Americans when the topic is US politics:
Silence 
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
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... but only Americans can attest to that. Anyone can confirm this?
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He lies by omission! We're always in the mood for foxy babes in clingy outfits.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I don't want to be called naughty 
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Vincent Maverick Durano wrote: I don't want to be called naughty
I do. Very naughty, indeed.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Unfortunately, I don't think many Americans care. This whole spectacle is like a runaway train with two monkeys fighting over the controls, while the passengers sit idly by in the coaches taking selfies with their smart phones and complaining that they aren't being treated fairly by the steward serving drinks. 
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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