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TRICK QUESTION! You're obviously the newbie. 
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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... such stuff as dreams are made on
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In your normal job, you're Newbie 1. When you step into the phone booth and put the cape on you become Newbie 2. 
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Source version history tell the truth. Or else you're going to have "He did it, No She did it" old days drama.
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All of the above. The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club.
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B. I have no doubt.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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I believe that in this psychodrama, you are "A."
But, perhaps this article might help you understand C.'s behavior and "state:" [^].
commiseration is, Bill
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
modified 13-Sep-16 15:05pm.
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BillWoodruff wrote: I believe that in this psychodrama, you are "A."
Nope. B. I would never tell someone "it's your code, it's your bug." And I have temper, hence the elephant comment. 
Amusing article on C!
Marc
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Interesting, Marc; I couldn't imagine you telling a "newbie:" "... elephant off, and that if he doesn't have something useful to contribute, to please 'shut up.' "
When I read this: "Newbie 2 bitches to Developer B: 'Developer C just said that he did not write any of that js, apparently this is your js ... if its a problem with js, its your js' " That says to me that it is C who uses the phrase, as reported to B by Newbie 2.
There's virtually no comments by A, and I assumed you did back-end, and, further assumed, that if anyone would get thrown under the bus by C, it would be you ... based on your previous blow-by-blows.
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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You know, in real life things rarely go smooth.
After reading all, I'm pretty impressed with your achiements.
If developer C has any value, there's a pub night waiting for you.
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Developer B, without a doubt.
Marc, I do believe you have taken Christian Graus' place as the CP-guy-under-the-bus.
Software Zen: delete this;
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#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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If this was meant to be a demo, why were you fooling around with real databases and/or hardware? Sounds like you were trying to deliver the finished product a few months too early. That must be really good beer your CTO is drinking.
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I like the picture next to "Stonehenge completed". I'm just surprised the temperature didn't go to 11 at that point. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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LMAO
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Auto generated sql query over 11000 characters long. I will have to do something drastic to make it readable.
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that ain't be a problem if you were writing it on VB. 
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Start with installing Notepad++, go to the plugin manager and add "Poor Man's T-SQL Formatter"
It's not perfect, but it becomes fairly readable
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I'm just going to dump everything in a cell in excel and just point to that cell when doing a query.
The readability problem isn't really a formatting problem but rather a comprehension problem. But since the returned results are enough for me to work with I'll just do what I need post query to present a report and sweep everything under a nice big rug and home for the best.
I did panic first when I saw the extent of the query until I realised that I could work around it. I can honestly say that if I would have to dissect the query it would take two weeks non stop and that's being optimistic.
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Only 11,000? Have you seen some of the SQL queries Entity Framework can put together for you? 11K is nothing.
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I've found that the best thing to do with such queries is print them out, run them through a shredder, and use the shredded paper to light a barbecue.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Crystal Report 2008 slow in loading in win application c#
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Perhaps
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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