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Jeremy Falcon
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I'm going to go stand outside so if anyone asks I'm outstanding.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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And you are making sure you stand out too.
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Buy a pasture: then you can be outstanding in your field.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I would prefer you buy a pasture so that he can be outstanding in "your" field .
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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Hay! That's a great idea to pitch.
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I'm going to head out to the pasture right now, but I can stand out without buying it. That also always was my argument against getting married. If I want a glass of milk, I don't go overboard by buying the cow and I can also stand out without buying the pasture.
Let's just hope the camera does a better job documenting my outstanding deeds this time.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Are you sure it was rotor vibration last time, rather than concussion from telling your girlfriend that? 
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But then he'd be outstanding, but also out to pasture. That's no good at all. He really needs to buy the farm, then he can be outstanding in his field 
We can program with only 1's, but if all you've got are zeros, you've got nothing.
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If they ask where, should I say you're out standing in your field?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I can't stand it. You're fooling around, I can't stand it...
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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As in late, overdue?
Okidoki.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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...weepy widdle Richard
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"so many security holes, the Adobe Flash team has been called in to make it more secure" got me.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Weepy widdle Widchard
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If a standard is a standard, it should be enforced as such, otherwise, it is just a suggestion. That being said, each organization needs to determine what they consider to be a standard.
At one of my previous employs, the 'standard' was to have the file name match the routine name, and since the overarching standard was 9 character file names, we ended up with routine names like:
SRVEXTPSM and SRVEXTSSM.
When I objected because I had no idea what the routine was supposed to do, I was told it was following the naming standard as though that was an explanation in itself.
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Then you should hid on of these in there: EATSHTNDY or URSTNDSKS
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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In the absence of an established corporate coding standard, when editing an existing file, you should always adapt the style already used in the file. When creating a new file, you are free to go your own way, but consideration should be given to maintaining the same style as the other files in the folder (if there is a dominant style).
When I'm at home, I use the first style. At work, I'm lucky enough to working on my own stuff, so my preferred style is in force there as well.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: In the absence of an established corporate coding standard, when editing an existing file, you should always adapt the style already used in the file.
Generally speaking, yes, and I'd never consider reformatting someone's code because they use a different style but I must confess that when I come across a really badly formatted SQL script - all random indents and inconsistent capitilisation combined with rubbish aliases and so forth - I just can't stop myself from tidying it up.
It's a little ironic in that I can't remember when I last tidied my desk (or my house for that matter) but messy code annoys the living daylights out of me.
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I am forever reformatting other peoples SQL code (or generated SQL).
I have may own format rules, and once I get it in that format I can read it easy.
Unformatted, I can't make nor tail of it.
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During my first year as a CompSci student, I got hold of a 'large' program: The 'Open Source' Pascal compiler, written in itself (yes, open source did exist before Linux! What Linux did was introducing the term) from ETH. In those days, a Pascal program couldn't be broken into modules: Everything had to be put into a single source file, even if it was a 20-30 kloc compiler.
This compiler source code was very consistent in the coding style of the tokenizer and parser. It was also very consistent in the semantic analysis. And it was highly consistent in the code generating functions. Three quite different, but very consistent coding styles, within a single source file. Even today I am surprised that they managed to keep it that way, without messing up each other's coding style. (I assume that there must have been three guys resposible for one part each.)
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That story arc gets quite interesting...
veni bibi saltavi
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I wouldn't convict him, might even help hold her down.
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