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A new report, released by security company Check Point on Tuesday, claims that some form of known malware is downloaded every 81 seconds in an enterprise organization. Did they think it wasn't downloaded correctly the first 80 times?
People, just use a reliable download tool next time. Sad!
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Would you stop it! You're slowing down my innernet!
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Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Some, within Microsoft’s ranks, are so entrenched in the evolution of the PC experience that they envision a future where the multitude of input options users will have when interacting with their PCs will eventually stave off their reliance on the last two vestiges of the modern day PC experience, the mouse and keyboard. From my cold, dead fingers... (which are on home row)
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That would be awesome, especially if it really helps handicapped people with interacting with a computer, even coding!
Marc
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It would be even more awesome if it could correctly recognize Chinese or Indian accented English! 
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Marc Clifton wrote: even coding
Er, yeah.
Camel case or Pascal case?
No, no! I don't mean "assign", I mean "=="!!!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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First, I agree with Marc's comments.
Second.. what are you smoking? Can you imagine a room full of people taking to their computers???
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Tim Carmichael wrote: people taking to their computers
They're already doing that... oh did you mean talk???
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Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Well done... long day... I almost typed the participant number for a conference call from my keyboard instead of my phone.
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Spot on.
If my computers actually understood the words I screamed at shouted at said to them, they would never do anything at all for me.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Can you imagine a room full of people taking to their computers?
Also, imagine a room of developer's coding using speech. I shudder at the thought. There are enough distractions in our office as it stands.
Most people I know aren't even comfortable using virtual assistants like Siri/Cortana on their phones, let alone sitting at a desk.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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I first heard that this imminent in 1988. Along with Lego-Like programming and AI, the world will never be the same.
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So if the president has a bad night with the missus, the computer will automatically launch all the nukes.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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This week, Microsoft released the Windows Upgrade Analytics Service, designed to make it easier to decide whether you can carry out a massive upgrade. "Forewarned is forearmed"
And you know the rest of it.
But they would be handy.
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A tool from Microsoft telling you how a Microsoft upgrade will effect Microsoft devices.
Totally unbiased of course.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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"Using Microsoft telemetry data"
So if 450,000 people are struggling and failing to get their printers to work with winio, that counts as 450,000 successful installs.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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For the last year or so, Microsoft has backed artificial intelligence as "the most important technology on the planet" and has released various products that make use of AI. New VP, Clippy, was unavailable for comment
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Kent Sharkey wrote: New VP, Clippy, was unavailable for comment
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Welcome to the Collective! Absorption is inevitable. Resistance is acceptance.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Dammit - from Ruby to Objective-C. Damn that Ophiuchus! 
Of course, I think I'd lose either way.
TTFN - Kent
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I used to be swift, now I'm java.
So I went from crap to poop.
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According to the blend of those two articles, Ophiuchus can't be programmers. I guess someone has to collect the trash.
Cheers,
Mick
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It doesn't matter how often or hard you fall on your arse, eventually you'll roll over and land on your feet.
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Do we assume that those born under the sign of Ophiuchus should never be allowed anywhere near code? It seems to be missing from that list.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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