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The writing for my 200th article.
Sneak peek[^] at what it's about, or don't look and be surprised!
Marc
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Marc Clifton wrote:
Sneak peek[^] at what it's about, or don't look and be surprised!
If A is bigger than B, and B is bigger than C, then A is bigger than C. Done!
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him." - James D. Miles
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Windows forms! Yaaay!! ![Jig | [Dance]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/jig.gif)
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Marc Clifton wrote: 200th article.
 Where on earth do you find time to write all these articles ? Plus they are all good. You are a machine.
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Rage wrote: Where on earth do you find time to write all these articles ?
It helps when your girlfriend is working on her Master's degree. 
Rage wrote: Plus they are all good.
Thanks!
Rage wrote: You are a machine.
After this one, I'm going to take a break
Marc
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I'm struggling to get to 60. It's not as much the article writing as the motivation to write the code that the article supports.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Looks interesting, looking forward and congrats on 200.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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I had booked an hour in a Bell UH-1 simulator today, but the instructor got ill, so I unexpectedly had nothing to do this afternoon. I noticed a crowd of people, all running in the same direction. This is where I ended up:
Sorry for the bad picture. I had to take it against the light.[^]
Nagy, next time it's still Mr. Bastard for you
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Gaaaah!
You made me, somehow, realize that by now, based upon my last visit to Oktoberfest, that pretty blond-braided serving wench is probably a grandmother.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Somewhere along the way they got themselves some fresh ones, but still the sam sane same model.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Sometime around 10pm I'm going to look at that link and think "You elephant b'stard sunshine!".
Repeatedly.
veni bibi saltavi
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I thought you deserved a look at the place you align your little prayer carpet to. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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That's not very nice to say. Now he's running around trying to find out where you hid the cameras.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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They are just to the right of the ones I installed...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You are not very nice. I hope you scald your milk!
veni bibi saltavi
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I love it when people quote Mr Martin 
I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly
"I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!"
Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife
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You are a cruel, cruel man, Mr. CDP1802.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Not really. The world championship is decided within an hour after the opening ceremony. That's the time when the first drunks are rushed to a hospital with alcohol poisoning. If he (hopefully) does not play in that league, he does not need to feel bad and can simply enjoy a good beer at home.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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...with just the one Nanna nap last evening in front of the TV. Going to bed in a few minutes and don't feel like sleeping a bit.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Too late - even during that Nanna nap the pods had time to take over.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Don't make a habit of it. I once had a job where everybody suffered from that more or less and it has really ugly consequences.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Minecraft will still be there when you wake up. Go on, go to bed. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Michael Martin wrote: and don't feel like sleeping a bit
Get a pound of grapes, eat them and go to bed.
Sleep is more important than food. You can do a week without food, but not without sleep.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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It reminds me of the line. 'I had salad for lunch. It was a fruit salad. It had grapes in it. Only grapes. The grapes had been squashed. And fermented. Okay, I had wine for lunch.'
veni bibi saltavi
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