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Yes, I thought it was rather fontastic.
/ravi
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Me wonders, Aruall pushink thins pun thing a bit too far?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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If I may be so bold, I must underscore that yes, I'm inclined to do so.
/ravi
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You type true
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the "Any" key may be continuate
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Roman Times?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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That's a bold statement!
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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It's the way Italics them!
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It didn't strike me...
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Not until the go to the Elefonts' Graveyard[^]
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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The true type, i.e., honesty: italic like it is; let the truth consolas in these times.
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Munchies_Matt wrote: I don't find Gervais that funny.
I'm not a fan either, just thought this was particularly amusing.
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I lost interest part way though. Sorry.
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Don't apologise to me; it's Ricky you should be groveling to... 
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well, I am so terribly English I feel I must apologise for every disappointment.
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First off the cat decided to show off his predatory skills: yelling outside my window to come in, complete with a mouth full of bird. If the bird had been a parrot, it could have featured in a Monty Python sketch. Separate cat and prey. Bin prey.
Cat goes out, I return to my office sit down ... and he's at my windows again, with another.
Five times this happens.
Then he switched to rats. Thanks. Needed that...
Then a policeman arrives (he's trying to find out if the local problem family have been doing anything that might extend the ASBO, but sadly they have been behaving). And he looks like he should be in school ... I start to feel very old.
Soon, the washing is done, and I'm ironing my shirts when a neighbour pops in for a cup of tea. Any excuse to stop ironing or mowing the lawn is fine with me! He wants to know what the music is: "Ode to joy", the Banco Sabadell viral flashmob version. Most of the words make sense to him, but as a sentence they are meaningless. I start to explain, and decide to show him instead. So ... youtube on the PC, find the clip, cast it to Chromecast on the TV.
He's gobsmacked. And he's ten years younger than I am.
Suddenly, I don't feel so old after all! 
How old are you feeling today?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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The poor cat has been working its a** off, only because you were not impressed enough.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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OriginalGriff wrote: How old are you feeling today?
No worse than yesterday.
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I think you may have a typo in your operating system and have therefore accidentally enabled "cat prefetch" (not Cache prefetching)[^]
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As if cats would pay any attention to settings in some operating system. They used to be deities and still do not like any interference.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Bl**dy Win10 updates!
Trouble is I have no idea where the setting is hidden, and there is no way I am asking Cortana how to "fetch pussy" ... 
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OriginalGriff wrote: How old are you feeling today?
Add 10 years to yesterday... But hey!!! Tomorrow is the first day of weekend...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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OriginalGriff wrote: he's trying to find out if the local problem family have been doing anything that might extend the ASBO
So what did you do to get an ASBO in the first place? 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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And why would someone want to order anti social behavior?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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