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Sure it was just a software glitch...
http://www.commitstrip.com/en/2016/10/24/meanwhile-on-mars-11/[^]
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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No way.. This was working on my machine correctly.
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heh. It's the ultimate "cannot reproduce".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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No, this is the ultimate CNR[^].
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Marking this bug report as WONTFIX -- works as expected when tested on my local planet environment.
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Interesting that "computer glitch" got translated to "software". It could very well be that the software did exactly what it was supposed to do, but was given "bad" information by the hardware. (Though I do suspect a combination of the two.)
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Otto's Volvo big rig navigated the I-25 between Fort Collins to Colorado Springs completely by itself. "Come on and join our convoy, ain't nothin' gonna get in our way."
Then again, it was Bud they were delivering, so maybe it wasn't a good thing.
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The human driver had control until they were ready to leave the weigh station...
Can you imagine an autonomous truck bypassing the weigh station and the ensuing chase?
Or... the driver 'attendant' being unable to take over driving because they are incapacitated?
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They set their goals too lofty. Should have started smaller... like something that would go to the refrigerator and automatically retrieve a beer.
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littleGreenDude wrote: ... like something that would go to the refrigerator and automatically retrieve a beer.
Isn't that what wives are for?
(running, ducking, & rolling)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Given a grappling hook and a sheet metal cutter, we could have quite a party freeloading off one of those trucks.
EDIT: Oops - just noticed that was American Bud - screw that, that's torture. Czech Bud is perfectly acceptable.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Take off you hosers. We CAN'T crash. This is a beer truck.
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To help track the constantly shifting security terrain and meet demand for insights, twice each year Microsoft publishes the Security Intelligence Report (SIR), a comprehensive security analysis based on data we collect from around the world. Did "calls from 'Microsoft Technical Support'" make the list?
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It includes support for additional Linux distributions, has many updates and is the first Current release. "Restart the core somehow?"
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1.1 can't come soon enough...
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Having played around with the first version, I suspect we won't see real improvements until v3.
This space for rent
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In these versions (1.x) - as was stated - Microsoft will fill the gaps of the core functionality and fix bugs. Also test more Linux distros and some compatibility with existing projects... I would say, that these are real improvements, but the true improvement is the fact that .NET came out of its shell and start taking new positions...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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This new major version of Node.js includes: V8 5.4 which brings along with 98% coverage of ES6 language features, improved reliability and performance, and a new experimental URL parser based on the WHATWG URL standard. Now giving you even more reason to complain about JS taking over the world
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CNTK used to stand for ‘Computational Network Toolkit’ but the software has now been renamed to Microsoft Cognitive Toolkit instead. Teach your computers well
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Microsoft may have missed out on mobile but CEO Satya Nadella says his company won't make the same mistake with augmented reality and virtual reality. If only they had a five year head start on the iPhone...
OK, maybe they needed a six year head start?
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I'm praying the day Satya would leave MS. He just backward MS from Mobile industry. Not to mention killing Nokia. So sad...
The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.
Paul Valery
modified 25-Oct-16 14:04pm.
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"We clearly missed the mobile phone"
Not only that, but each successive iteration abandoned existing customers to oblivion due to incompatiblity, so they couldn't retain any customers either.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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They were too busy forcing mobile-phone UIs onto desktops to actually do anything with the phones.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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