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Not a joke in the comments, but in the firmware itself:
I once worked at a place that was going to be shut-down. We had a guy from the other side of the merger whom we had to deal with that was unbearable and thought our team was supplanting his team. In the firmware I placed a PWM routine that quickly pulsed the LED in morse code: that "David M#### is a total Dick". The chars were XOR-d so it would not show up( by perusing the firmware in a text editor) until the status led pulse routine. It was satisfying to know that the status LED was saying what we all knew.
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This survey title remembers my old office mate who was fresher at that time.
[Current Month 2nd week]
Team Leader : Hey man, when will you started that screen?
He : Last week, sir...
VB Code Page
Screen - Sales Transaction
Created by - Mr.XXX
Tables Using - tblSalesHeader, tblSalesDetails, tblProducts
Started on - 25-XXX-XXXX
Team Leader : But your comments says you were started last month.
He :
Mostly he was troubled with his comments in code(Top of the page). After then he leaves blank @ Started On field.
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Nothing too obvious.
But if I can slip one in then it is fun.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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Tried that - got slapped!
Peter Wasser
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What did you put Pointy Hair Jokes.
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But sometime my typo becomes jokes for others
WWW, WCF, WWF, WPF, WFC .... WTF
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I prefer to hide my jokes in the code.
Its seems to work as I get a lot of feedback, things like:
"Very funny code."
I especially like comments such as:
"This code really made me laugh.".
Peter Wasser
modified on Monday, July 26, 2010 5:50 AM
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There are no bugs in my code. Only jokes...
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You might also get some comments such as:
"This code really made me laugh, p.s.: you're fired"
but at least they'll remember you as that whacky programmer who wrote jokes in his code
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Not everyone gets the jokes.
Peter Wasser
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I love to use puns and double entendres in naming classes/functions/variables. If you get them, you laugh. If you don't, then no harm done. If they make you uncomfortable, then you are a naughty naughty person - for shame tsk tsk!
- S
50 cups of coffee and you know it's on!
Code, follow, or get out of the way.
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I never write Jokes in code comments. I rather prefer it while discussion.
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i can not put funny jokes as comment....in my code.
code is not a place where you can play jokes around...
Rating always..... WELCOME
Be a good listener...Because Opprtunity knoughts softly...N-Joy
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koolprasad2003 wrote: i can not put funny jokes as comment....in my code.
I put it sometime, just to make serious situation light
"Opinions are neither right nor wrong. I cannot change your opinion. I can, however, change what influences your opinion." - David Crow Never mind - my own stupidity is the source of every "problem" - Mixture
cheers,
Alok Gupta
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What about the situation when your client informs it to your manager and your manager demands explaination?
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I don't put jokes into comments ever, but that's because I'm usually not thinking along those lines when working on code. If I did do something like that, it would only be for internal use stuff, and never anything that a client or auditor would see.
Scott E. Corbett
Software Engineer/Analyst
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koolprasad2003 wrote: i can not put funny jokes as comment
You seem incapable of putting funny jokes in the lounge too.
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What about jokes that aren't funny? Is he any good at that?
/ravi
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