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Well, it was actually VAX BASIC that got me my wife. 
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few women can resist the allure of VAX BASIC
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I believe it was the musky aroma of the GOTOs by the amber glow of the VT-320 accompanied by the dot-matrix printers.
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Consoles - glowing
Printers - pounding
Love - all of the above!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I accessed her floppy discs as she mounted my hard drive.
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Yeah, nice try, but we've seen your profile picture... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Johnny J. wrote: Yeah, nice try, but we've seen your profile picture...
Hey, in the dark, every cat is black.
Marc
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Sign says "Stay away, fools", cause love rules at the Love Shack.
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But, there's the danger of hardware failure using limbic-system powered neural-net wetware analog computation with the 100k years-old VPT (Violent Primate Territorial) OS, not to mention slow death by breeding rug-rats, not to mention the lack of descriptive error messages, technical support, etc.
«If you search in Google for 'no-one ever got fired for buying IBM:' the top-hit is the Wikipedia article on 'Fear, uncertainty and doubt'» What does that tell you about sanity in these times?
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BillWoodruff wrote: But, there's the danger of hardware failure using limbic-system powered neural-net wetware analog computation with the 100k years-old VPT (Violent Primate Territorial) OS
Still, in terms of autonomous, self-correcting real-time adaptive systems capable of intellectual-emotive learning, coupled with a real-time multi-terabyte storage and retrieval system as well as multitasking background retrieval algorithms, and finally a compilation unit that takes soft-processes and hard-codes them into highly efficient electro-chemical playback routines, ... well, it sure beats an iPhone!
Marc
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Amen to the above, Brother Marc !
«If you search in Google for 'no-one ever got fired for buying IBM:' the top-hit is the Wikipedia article on 'Fear, uncertainty and doubt'» What does that tell you about sanity in these times?
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From machine code - Z80A was my first - through commercial COBOL and onto C# and Java through VB6.
One job was C, SQL and PROLOG.
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Well, I guess at least you'll have 1's too...[^]
My blog[ ^]
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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The URL is quite fitting to the cartoon.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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I use C, C++, Assembler, VB6 and C# currently for work. In my past life I used Java and SQL, but not at the degree I am using the other languages now (I also dislike them both a lot).
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Hi Programmers.. No one ever message this Poll...
So I'll just write one. And...
Here it is!
Hahaha 
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ShimSham from chimcham (all due respect, just havin' fun like you! ('cept, mine is a "reply"!) 
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