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The Buzzword Bingo forum is a place to post examples of ludicrous, convoluted and meaningless buzzwords and marketing drivel dreamed up by those seeking to sound more important and meaningful than they actually are.

We are developers, which means our job is to simplify complicated and ill-expressed requirements in order to produce something elegant and useful. If you want to impress us then please just tell it to us straight. The less pre-processing we have to do the more we will be interested.

 
GeneralRe: "we're bringing in a tiger team of hired guns to get this delivered to the customer" PinmvpOriginalGriff12-Jan-12 22:31 
GeneralRe: "we're bringing in a tiger team of hired guns to get this delivered to the customer" PinmemberRobCroll31-Jan-12 12:19 
GeneralRe: "we're bringing in a tiger team of hired guns to get this delivered to the customer" PinmemberPHS24113-Jun-13 0:42 
Rant"Can we action this..." PinmemberDanny Martin6-Jan-12 0:35 
GeneralRe: "Can we action this..." Pinmemberryanb3116-Mar-12 11:24 
GeneralRe: "Can we action this..." PinmemberDanny Martin27-Mar-12 4:40 
GeneralRe: "Can we action this..." PinmemberPHS24113-Jun-13 0:48 
GeneralThe Most Hated Buzzword - 2011 PinmemberNagy Vilmos8-Dec-11 1:12 
1. think outside the box (16%)
2. circle back (15%)
3. synergy (14%)
4. it is what it is (13%)
5. touch base (13%)

 
So let's get outside the tent and back peddle to get it on as that's just touching cloth.
 
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GeneralRe: The Most Hated Buzzword - 2011 PinmemberNathan D Cook19-Dec-11 12:11 
GeneralRe: The Most Hated Buzzword - 2011 PinmemberRobCroll19-Dec-11 19:01 
GeneralRe: The Most Hated Buzzword - 2011 PinmemberPIEBALDconsult20-Dec-11 5:23 
GeneralRe: The Most Hated Buzzword - 2011 PinmemberReiss20-Dec-11 22:47 
GeneralRe: The Most Hated Buzzword - 2011 Pinmembergood god all the names are taken11-May-12 5:55 
GeneralRe: The Most Hated Buzzword - 2011 PinmemberKanza USA-2821-Dec-11 9:02 
GeneralRe: The Most Hated Buzzword - 2011 Pinmemberspencepk11-May-12 5:26 
GeneralRe: The Most Hated Buzzword - 2011 PinmemberMike Ellison11-May-12 6:26 
GeneralRe: The Most Hated Buzzword - 2011 PinmemberPHS24113-Jun-13 0:52 
RantRe: The Most Hated Buzzword - 2011 PinmemberBuzzby31-Jul-13 5:27 
GeneralImportant Changes! PinmemberQuirkafleeg15-Nov-11 22:50 
GeneralPay Raise Question Pinmemberryanb3130-Aug-11 9:31 
GeneralRe: Pay Raise Question PinmemberBrian C Hart10-Oct-11 10:44 
GeneralRe: Pay Raise Question PinmemberPaul Conrad10-Oct-11 11:07 
GeneralRe: Pay Raise Question PinmemberBrian C Hart12-Jan-12 12:10 
GeneralRe: Pay Raise Question PinmemberHomeGrownFreshness12-Mar-12 15:12 
GeneralHouse!!! PinmemberⱣompey15-Jul-11 7:13 

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