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The Buzzword Bingo forum is a place to post examples of ludicrous, convoluted and meaningless buzzwords and marketing drivel dreamed up by those seeking to sound more important and meaningful than they actually are.

We are developers, which means our job is to simplify complicated and ill-expressed requirements in order to produce something elegant and useful. If you want to impress us then please just tell it to us straight. The less pre-processing we have to do the more we will be interested.

 
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Brian C Hart10-Oct-11 9:54
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GeneralNoted and Agreed... Pin
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Mark Wallace1-Jun-10 20:47
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_Damian S_1-Jun-10 20:47
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MDL=>Moshu2-Jun-10 12:17
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Pete O'Hanlon2-Jun-10 12:33
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MDL=>Moshu2-Jun-10 13:57
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Tom Deketelaere24-Jun-10 3:35
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MDL=>Moshu13-Jul-10 13:54
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Tom Deketelaere13-Jul-10 20:57
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JohnPayton21-May-12 18:41
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GeneralI don't know where to begin... Pin
Mark Wallace9-May-10 19:42
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destynova20-May-10 2:38
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GeneralRe: I don't know where to begin... Pin
PHS24112-Jun-13 23:58
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destynova wrote:
up words randomly in a thesaurus


Those words didn't come out of a thesaurus; they came out the sore arse they use as a mouth.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

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Baconbutty1-Jun-10 20:41
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_Damian S_1-Jun-10 20:57
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fat_boy6-Dec-10 20:57
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GeneralEngaged Pin
NickPace29-Apr-10 5:16
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Luc Pattyn29-Apr-10 5:22
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NickPace29-Apr-10 5:55
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Luc Pattyn29-Apr-10 6:00
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Mark Wallace9-May-10 19:44
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Yusuf20-May-10 3:20
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Rage24-Aug-11 0:56
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T M Gray1-Jun-10 10:20
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NickPace1-Jun-10 11:56
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GeneralSection 5.7. Enjoy. Pin
Pete O'Hanlon24-Mar-10 5:44
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Luc Pattyn24-Mar-10 5:49
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Keith Barrow24-Mar-10 5:51
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GeneralRe: Section 5.7. Enjoy. Pin
Pete O'Hanlon24-Mar-10 7:33
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GeneralRe: Section 5.7. Enjoy. Pin
linaaz25-Mar-10 16:48
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GeneralRe: Section 5.7. Enjoy. Pin
whatrevolution22-Jun-10 21:30
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GeneralRe: Section 5.7. Enjoy. Pin
RichardM127-Mar-10 20:02
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GeneralRe: Section 5.7. Enjoy. Pin
Pete O'Hanlon28-Mar-10 3:07
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GeneralRe: Section 5.7. Enjoy. Pin
RichardM128-Mar-10 11:41
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GeneralRe: Section 5.7. Enjoy. Pin
martin_hughes28-Mar-10 13:36
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GeneralRe: Section 5.7. Enjoy. Pin
martin_hughes28-Mar-10 4:18
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GeneralRe: Section 5.7. Enjoy. Pin
Pete O'Hanlon28-Mar-10 9:20
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GeneralRe: Section 5.7. Enjoy. Pin
martin_hughes28-Mar-10 10:01
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GeneralRe: Section 5.7. Enjoy. Pin
TheyCallMeMrJames28-Jul-10 7:12
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GeneralHuman capital lifecycle management Pin
Josh Gray1-Feb-10 16:08
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whatrevolution22-Jun-10 21:41
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GeneralAuto-magically Pin
TheArchitectmc29-Dec-09 9:46
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keefb29-Dec-09 11:29
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TheArchitectmc29-Dec-09 11:33
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GeneralRe: Auto-magically and [PFM] Pin
Vasudevan Deepak Kumar7-Jan-10 20:30
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GeneralRe: Auto-magically and [PFM] TFM Pin
BugWacker9-Feb-10 8:38
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GeneralRe: Auto-magically Pin
T M Gray28-Jan-10 5:07
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TheArchitectmc29-Jan-10 12:27
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GeneralZombified Pin
dybs16-Dec-09 18:19
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