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The Buzzword Bingo forum is a place to post examples of ludicrous, convoluted and meaningless buzzwords and marketing drivel dreamed up by those seeking to sound more important and meaningful than they actually are.

We are developers, which means our job is to simplify complicated and ill-expressed requirements in order to produce something elegant and useful. If you want to impress us then please just tell it to us straight. The less pre-processing we have to do the more we will be interested.

GeneralRe: Noted and Agreed... Pin
JohnPayton21-May-12 19:41
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GeneralI don't know where to begin... Pin
Mark Wallace9-May-10 20:42
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destynova20-May-10 3:38
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PHS24113-Jun-13 0:58
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destynova wrote:
up words randomly in a thesaurus

Those words didn't come out of a thesaurus; they came out the sore arse they use as a mouth.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

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_Damian S_1-Jun-10 21:57
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fat_boy6-Dec-10 21:57
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GeneralEngaged Pin
NickPace29-Apr-10 6:16
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GeneralRe: Engaged Pin
Luc Pattyn29-Apr-10 6:22
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GeneralRe: Engaged Pin
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