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The Buzzword Bingo forum is a place to post examples of ludicrous, convoluted and meaningless buzzwords and marketing drivel dreamed up by those seeking to sound more important and meaningful than they actually are.

We are developers, which means our job is to simplify complicated and ill-expressed requirements in order to produce something elegant and useful. If you want to impress us then please just tell it to us straight. The less pre-processing we have to do the more we will be interested.

GeneralRe: Noted and Agreed... [modified] PinmemberMDL=>Moshu2-Jun-10 14:57 
GeneralRe: Noted and Agreed... PinmemberTom Deketelaere24-Jun-10 4:35 
GeneralRe: Noted and Agreed... PinmemberMDL=>Moshu13-Jul-10 14:54 
GeneralRe: Noted and Agreed... PinmemberTom Deketelaere13-Jul-10 21:57 
GeneralRe: Noted and Agreed... PinmemberJohnPayton21-May-12 19:41 
GeneralI don't know where to begin... PinmemberMark Wallace9-May-10 20:42 
GeneralRe: I don't know where to begin... Pinmemberdestynova20-May-10 3:38 
GeneralRe: I don't know where to begin... PinmemberPHS24113-Jun-13 0:58 
destynova wrote:
up words randomly in a thesaurus

Those words didn't come out of a thesaurus; they came out the sore arse they use as a mouth.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

GeneralRe: I don't know where to begin... PinmemberBaconbutty1-Jun-10 21:41 
GeneralRe: I don't know where to begin... Pinmember_Damian S_1-Jun-10 21:57 
GeneralRe: I don't know where to begin... Pinmemberfat_boy6-Dec-10 21:57 
GeneralEngaged PinmemberNickPace29-Apr-10 6:16 
GeneralRe: Engaged PinmvpLuc Pattyn29-Apr-10 6:22 
GeneralRe: Engaged PinmemberNickPace29-Apr-10 6:55 
GeneralRe: Engaged PinmvpLuc Pattyn29-Apr-10 7:00 
GeneralRe: Engaged PinmemberMark Wallace9-May-10 20:44 
GeneralRe: Engaged PinmemberYusuf20-May-10 4:20 
GeneralRe: Engaged PinmemberRage24-Aug-11 1:56 
GeneralRe: Engaged PinmemberT M Gray1-Jun-10 11:20 
GeneralRe: Engaged PinmemberNickPace1-Jun-10 12:56 
GeneralSection 5.7. Enjoy. PinmvpPete O'Hanlon24-Mar-10 6:44 
GeneralRe: Section 5.7. Enjoy. PinmvpLuc Pattyn24-Mar-10 6:49 
GeneralRe: Section 5.7. Enjoy. PinmemberKeith Barrow24-Mar-10 6:51 
GeneralRe: Section 5.7. Enjoy. PinmvpPete O'Hanlon24-Mar-10 8:33 
GeneralRe: Section 5.7. Enjoy. Pinmemberlinaaz25-Mar-10 17:48 

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