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Staying with the no numbers:
Answer: Mrs Dale is relieved that her hotel does not have a view
But why?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Because this is Torquay, and she hates the Sydney Opera House, perhaps? The Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeasts swinging majestically...
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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Your joke is closer than you thunk.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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I know. Chapel hatpegs, anyone?
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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Because she has a rare condition that causes her to orgasm when confronted by scenes of natural beauty?
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Shed Petition[ ^]
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Because it's the Luton Travellodge?
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Which is worse, Luton or Travellodge?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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So that her dirty weekend away with Mr Chip isn't interrupted by looking out of the window?
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Shed Petition[ ^]
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Not 'arf!
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Because she prefers Odeon anyway?
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Is this the Pregnant Damien Hurst thing in Devon?
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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Yes, what was a landlady's reaction to Hurst's Verity? clickity[^]
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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When they put something hideous and grotesque where people can see it and are generally appalled, all they need do is call it art.
From that moment none may gainsay it as anything but 'Elegant', 'Sophisticated', 'Exquisite' or 'Thought Provoking' without fear of being considered a philistine.
But I must say it looks awful.
A typhotic admix of Der Maschinenmensch, Alien and The Terminator.
I would not want such a gargoylian monstrosity on my threshold.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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Dalek Dave wrote: From that moment none may gainsay it as anything but 'Elegant', 'Sophisticated',
'Exquisite' or 'Thought Provoking' without fear of being considered a
philistine.
Hirst's website notes: "Without the perfect equilibrium enacted by the scales, the sword becomes a dangerous instrument of power, rather than justice"
It's pretentious, ergo, it's art.
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It is Shite, that is what it is.
I hope the locals are going to abuse it or damage it etc.
When that Performance-Dick David Blaine did his "Sitting in a box for a while" thing in London, people were turning up with golf clubs and hitting balls at him.
The people of this country have a low threshold for Egotistical, Pretentious, Turgid and Pompous Crap like this.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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According to your argument, Luton must be an Artistic Nirvana!
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Nice things in Luton...
Luton Hoo[^]
Ok that's it.
We do have an Airport, three train stations, three motorway junctions and the A6 starts in Luton and runs up to Carlisle.
So as you see, there are many ways to leave Luton.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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It's not exactly in Luton, is it? It's half way to Harpenden, nearly!
Which makes your argument: "All the nice things in Luton are the exits" 
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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This [^]is my favourite picture of Luton
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In Dave's defence the only people I've met in Luton have been drunks and/or reprobates. That said the only place I've been in Luton [town] is the Wheeltappers to meet Dave.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: drunks and/or reprobates
Yep, you have definitely met me!
I met Dave Auld.
You would like him.
He is also a drunk and reprobate, but with a hairstyle more akin to your own 
(May you never get as drunk as I did when I went drinking in Aberdeen. I thought I could put it away, but him and Rick really know how to go on the lash! Kudos).
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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