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Posting in Internet follows Newton's 2nd law
For every (serious post) action there is (150% chance of always stupid and seldom ) equal and opposite (funny man ) reaction.
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The OP wrote: For every (serious post) action there is (150% chance of always stupid and seldom) equal and opposite (funny man) reaction.
Amarnath S wrote: Isn't this the 3rd Law of Newton[^]?
The OP left room for the 150% part. 
(BTW, you're right; it is a parody of the 3rd law)
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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When my cats groom themselves I ask them "Are you delicious?"
They keep going so I assume that means yes. I haven't worked up the courage to try it myself though. 
Real programmers use butterflies
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I know that when I was at Uni, one of the local Chinese takeaways was found to have a lot of belled collars in it's bin ... so I assume they taste like chicken.
I strongly advise against experimentation in this direction however.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I make slurping noises when my cats groom themselves. The look they give you is priceless, it's as if you've committed the worst faux pas ever.
Yeah I know, small things ...
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I make slurping noises when my cats groom themselves. The look they give you is priceless, it's as if you've committed the worst fur pas ever.
That's how I read your comment.
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honey the codewitch wrote: I haven't worked up the courage to try it myself
I very much doubt you're limber enough to do the job the cats do. For that matter, I doubt that even circus acrobats are that limber!
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Lewis Grizzard would tell this joke back when he was alive.
Two good ole boys went to a University of Georgia football game. Uga* came out to midfield and started grooming his private area, as dogs will, right there on the 50 yard line.
The first good ole boy said, "Ya know, I'd like to be able to do that."
The second good ole boy said, "That dog'd BITE you!"
*Uga is the mascot of the school, an English bulldog. Uga is short for University of Georgia (GA is the postal abbreviation)
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Today I received my formal offer letter for PhD in machine Learning.
The PhD is industry oriented and we'll also get placement at one of the partner industries for about 4 months at least once and above all, it's going to be fully funded for 4 years. This is the best gift I could have ever asked for my birthday. 
Well, technically I still have a year to finish my masters degree but I don't think I'm gonna need it anymore.  Ireland, I'm on my way. 
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Congratulations and Happy Birthday !
«One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.» Salvador Dali
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Thank you
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Congratulations 
It does not solve my Problem, but it answers my question
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Thank you
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Congratulations!
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Thank you
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Congrats
I'm not sure how many cookies it makes to be happy, but so far it's not 27.
JaxCoder.com
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woo hoo! congratulations. happy birthday. happy birthday congratulations?
Real programmers use butterflies
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It's perfect either way. Thanks
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What has the world come to, when PhD's are industry-oriented? 
Congratulations!
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Greg Utas wrote: What has the world come to, when PhD's are industry-oriented?
By that I mean we'll be working close to the industry, not just theory and research but also the implementation part.
Greg Utas wrote: Congratulations!
Thanks!
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Happy birthday and congratulations! I knew you'd do it!
Stay safe, safe healthy and stay masked!
/ravi
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Thanks a lot.
Ravi Bhavnani wrote: I knew you'd do it!
I'm gonna start believing in me more as well.
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