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Am I arguing with you?
Oh, and by the way: trunkie wanna bun?
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If you were to argue with me you would be the exception to the rule, won't you?
OriginalGriff wrote: trunkie wanna bun?
Yes please sire
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Copycat?[^]
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On my signature or MQOTD.
Damn you have the perfect signature
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CBadger wrote: Damn you have the perfect signature
Thanks.
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Damn you have the perfect signature - CBadger
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I am honored to be quoted in your signature
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How to get rid of her/him in under 10 sentences ?
is this a signature ?
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Arefulcay atwhay ouyay aysay!
Iway evernay ustedtray osethay encryptionway algorithmsway!
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
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Well you confused Google translate at least!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Bloody ridiculous.
Don't these cretins realise that they are creating the greatest security risks the planet has ever seen?
How secure are their offices/servers? How many people can walk out with (or invade and steal) their keys to the kingdom?
Madness. It's the Everest syndrome run wild.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The wife went to a Burger King the other day and the reciept said something like $6.29, since she used the debit card I was able to check on line and noticed it came thru as $8.29. A 2 dollar difference.
I stopped in today and questioned them about it and they said that several people have had the same problem It was supposed to be a new system. Got my $2.00 back after showing them the reciept and the bank statement.
Question is, Is it just s system glitch or has malware gotten onto their system and taking extra money?
I was even told another person got hit for $100.00.
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ledtech3 wrote: has malware gotten onto their system
[tin foil hat on] as designed, if their system put a small amount on every/random transactions a vast majority of us would not notice [tin foil hat off]
Still $100 does sound like a glitch, someone shifted a decimal somewhere..
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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That one was extreme.
I would love to dig thru those systems and see if I could find anything.
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Seriously you don't want to go there, disillusionment lies down that path!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Maybe a small printing glithc on the receipt ? 6 ... 8 it might be close when using certain fonts when printed on cheap receipt printers.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Possibly but it did look real clearn to me and a manager
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ledtech3 wrote: Possibly but it did look real clearn to me and a manager
Was it printed on a Xerox Printer[^]?
The result can still look clean if it was a firmware bug of the printer.
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how many times can you go back and claim your $2?
bryce
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It would probably depend on how many managers they have
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"oh wow" - you are just the 476. person saying that you want your 2$ back - here you go - have a nice day -
"oh wow" - you are just the 477. person saying that you want your 2$ back - here you go - have a nice day -
"oh wow" - you are just the 478. person saying that you want your 2$ back - here you go - have a nice day -
"oh wow" - you are just the 479. person saying that you want your 2$ back - here you go - have a nice day -
Maybe the Manager has the "glitch"
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Ha! I remember a glitch at a place I worked. Someone (not me) used a float for an amount in one place (we used int s everywhere else) and for some reason some patrons were charged $1.14 instead of $1.15 for certain transactions. I fixed the problem pretty quickly, but they made me reverse all the affected transactions and reapply them with the correct amount. They wound up paying a lot more for my effort than the original error had cost them -- hundreds of dollars in my salary as opposed to ten or twenty in missed pennies.
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I guess it cost to be right
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Many, many years ago the company I worked for expanded from the UK into Italy.
Because of some stupidity with the front and back ends of the system that produced the invoices, and the differences between a comma dot and dot comma decimal system the invoices produced in Italy where very, very wrong.
When this happened I ran a procedure to back out the last run of invoices, we fixed up the data and then ran it again.
This needed to be done a few times other a number of months until we finally stopped it being able to happen again.
One time I ran my procedure and it crashed because the maximum number of record locks was exceeded. So we increased and ran again. Same result. So we made the maximum ridiculously large. This time the lock table got so huge it consumed all available disc space and the server died.
I'd forgotten to include the date range and was attempting to back out every invoice transaction ever performed.
Fortunately due to the transaction scoping nothing had committed before it had crashed out.
Oh how we laughed as we tried to work out how to get a server in a locked room in Italy up and running again from the UK.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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