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The first time I tried to set up outlook (older version) I found out to late that the default setting (buried real deep) was to delete all mail from the server.
At the time there was not a way to recover them.
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It could be worse, much worse. Just wait until Outlook forgets to remind you about a pending anniversary.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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During a robbery, one of the robbers' mask slid down. He looked at a man and asked, "Did you see my face?"
The man said "Yes!". So the robber shot him dead.
Then he asked a woman, "Did you see my face?" She said, "No, but my husband over there did."
/ravi
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Old but still funny
Two Hunters meet, both dead...
dunno if that jokes works in english like that
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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HobbyProggy wrote: dunno if that jokes works in english like that
No, it doesn't.
Veni, vidi, caecus | Everything summarizes to Assembly code
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What happened to the Woman ?
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Well she's not married any more, so she's probably available if you're interested...
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers
--- Serious Sam
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OriginalGriff wrote: she's probably available if you're interested...
But is she good looking?
"I've seen more information on a frickin' sticky note!" - Dave Kreskowiak
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Ask Sampath - he's the one who wants to date her...
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers
--- Serious Sam
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Seeing your profile picture this shouldn't be important...
JOKE, THAT WAS A JOKE!
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Joan Murt wrote: JOKE, THAT WAS A JOKE!
Haha! I saw the Joke icon
If the "widow" in the OP joke is okay or so-so looking, a bit of can remedy that
"I've seen more information on a frickin' sticky note!" - Dave Kreskowiak
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Paul Conrad wrote: But is she good looking?
All cats look grey in the dark.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Also, you don't have to worry about her taking half of everything if she wants to "get rid of you".
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Too soon or I would say he got what he deserved.
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The dead guy is not getting a lot of sympathy around our coffee pot either.
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
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He deserved to die because he was texting his daughter? Because he (maybe) threw popcorn? You people are pathetic. Its a good thing that the rest of the world isn't as cold and empty.
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Relax, pal.
We may be cold and empty OR we may have a sense of humour. Nobody I know honestly thinks the guy deserved to be shot or killed. But most of us can relate to being annoyed by some moron in a theater using a cell phone.
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
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Thank you, Daniel, for your empathy & sympathy in this tragic matter affecting my extended family.
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MacSpudster wrote: affecting my extended family.
I don't think he deserved to die, whether he was texting or not doesn't matter.
Whether texting in a movie theater is appropriate or not shall be discussed in a different thread, without the tragedic background we are facing here.
Veni, vidi, caecus | Everything summarizes to Assembly code
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I take it the ex-officer did his training with the Metropolitan Police in London?
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers
--- Serious Sam
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No, Mr. Griff, he retired from the Washington, D.C. Police, highly known for their aggressive & deadly responses to even the very simplest of instances such as this.
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Same as the Met then...
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers
--- Serious Sam
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