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But which one? the Einstein's or Euclid's ?
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I cheated.
I did The Standard Model, Pre-Inflation and Post-Heat Death.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
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Indeed.
My God that was 25 years ago!
I am getting old.
He gave a series of lectures as a visiting boffin, I got lost quite early on.
Very clever man though. I think he worked for CERN too.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number.- Steven Wright
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Fail, no Liberal Arts Professor would know what a standard deviation is... 
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I love the salad bar at the Grammar Convention.
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...jammy ones from Asda. with a cup of coffee. Yummmmmm. Nom nom nom...
Definitely the best jammy dufnuts round here are Asda. Tesco are too "doughy" and Coop are too mean on the jammy bit.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Until you've had one of these: Glazed Buttermilk Bar[^], you have no idea what a donut should really taste like. 
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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Now wanting to impugn your sense of taste or decorum in any way, but...
...that looks like a lump of human waste material that has been expectorated upon by a llama... 
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Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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It may not look like the sort of jam filled sugar fest from Tesco or Asda that you are used to but it is, nonetheless, a sweet taste of paradise.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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I'm sure it is, but it doesn't have the visual attraction of this[^]
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Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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That looks disgusting. Like something a vampire threw up.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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If it's glazed, it's not a donut.
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It's a donut with glaze on it. Best if it's maple glaze with bacon bits.
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Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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(I just threw up a little in the back of my throat.)
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Make your own, far more yummierer.
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Oh yes, I remember that.
One Bulldog Bash[^] Herself and I were wandering around one evening (comfortably numb) and found a fresh doughnut stall opposite an Irish Coffee stall (50% coffee, 50% Irish). We alternated between the queues, consuming the product from one while waiting for the other for a couple of hours...
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Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I want a doughnut, :crying puppy eyes: send some here you can keep the coffee.
See i learned how to spell doughnut and i am proud of myself 
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Argonia wrote: See i learned how to spell doughnut and i am proud of myself
When you learn how to capitalise 'i' you are going to be over the moon.
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I never understood it. Why it should be capitalized if its not in the beggining of the sentence?
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Ah. Well...now you ask...
In Old and Middle English, the word for "I" was closer to its German cousin "ich" and it was often spelled "ic" However, all languages change, and the pronunciation changed over time, losing the "c".
Trouble was, it looked bad: it was tiny, and easy to miss, so it slowly grew in size to make it more noticeable and readable - bear in mind that it was all hand-written (on expensive materials) in those days.
Slowly, the height grew, and it became a capital letter.
Interestingly, the only other accepted single-letter word in English "a" didn't do this, partly because it is less essential to the sentence, and partly because the capital "A" is more intrusive visually!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I'll email you a couple... 
They really don't post well: I had a girlfriend who worked a CERN in Geneva while I was in England, and she mained about the lack of doughnuts. So I posted her half dozen. By the time they arrived they were about 1cm thick and you could have used them for hockey... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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OriginalGriff wrote: and she mained about the lack of doughnuts
Maimed? That is a bit excessive.
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She was a terror when riled...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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