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I wouldn't admit knowledge to them if I were you. It's gonna diminish the image we've got of you as a normal, rationally thinking person... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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 I have an image 
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Not anymore you don't 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I'm going to sit in the corner and learn VB.NET now 
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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LOL 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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The woman inside the red tellitubby is filthy (in the good way).
When you know that it makes watching the program a very conflicting experience.
Like watching King of the Hill having watched the woman who plays Bobby Hill in Californication, or knowing Mila Kunis is Meg Griffin.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Halo: Combat Evolved 
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The Smurfs! 
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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I'm pretty sure it wasn't Three Colours: White[^].
Must have been in one of the other parts of the trilogy.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Ahh Julie Deply. And Juliette Bincoche. And Irene Jacob...
But not in that order...
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I don't mind which is first, as long as the others are willing to wait for me.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The David Moyes Debacle
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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When will somebody release an app that enables me to set off a self-destruct countdown with a Star Trek style verbal code? The phone could make all the same countdown noises as the show, then switch off.
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I used that for the shutdown event sound on one of my computers. Damned if I know where that WAV file is now.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Back in the day, I programmed an engine overload using the QBasic sound API in windows 3.11.
Left it runing one day to see how high the pitch would go(it was increasing as time went on). Came back from the coffee machine to see one of the sales guys trying to have a normal conversation on the phone while sitting right next to it. It was screaming out a tremendous racket and this guy was shouting down the phone.
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You must have had a good set of speakers, whenever I've experimented with sound API the sound drops to pretty much zero around 10kHz with integrated speakers.
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Not really, just beepers.
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Yeah! Trouble is I'd need a Siri/Cortana/Android Voice API plus all that fiddling around with horrible Eclipse add-ons and emulators.
Maybe if I don't sell my Big Box with the higher spec I'll slave it to Android app production. 
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Quote: When will somebody release an app that enables me to set off a self-destruct countdown
If only there were a place where developers gathered...
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Do you know of such a fabled place?
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Actually, this sounds like a perfect question for QA. They love it when people ask for someone to write them an app. It's great.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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System.Diagnostics.Corbomite ?
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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"Friends, and Influence, for Sale Online," New York Times, By Nick Bilton, April 20, 2014 [^].
"This past week, I bought 4,000 new followers on Twitter for the price of a cup of coffee. I picked up 4,000 friends on Facebook for the same $5 and, for a few dollars more, had half of them like a photo I shared on the site.
If I had been willing to shell out $3,700, I could have made one million — yes, a million — new friends on Instagram. For an extra $40, 10,000 of them would have liked one of my sunset photos."
“I speak in a poem of the ancient food of heroes: humiliation, unhappiness, discord. Those things are given to us to transform, so that we may make from the miserable circumstances of our lives things that are eternal, or aspire to be so.” Jorge Luis Borges
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