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Touche!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Mycroft Holmes wrote: I had to make a trip to Sydney last weekend...
So where was my email letting me know ahead of time?
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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I got a red eye arriving Sunday midday
I ran around like a blue arsed fly all day Monday till about 9pm.
I flew out Tuesday am.
I got no further west than Burwood and by 9pm on Monday I was knackered. There was not time for even a reasonably amount of drinking.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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I received a phone call this morning from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around.
We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.
I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'old magic'.
'Wow!' I was flabbergasted.
'I don't know if I could keep pace with you now', I said, 'I'm a bit older and a bit grayer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have.'
She just giggled and said she was sure I would 'rise to the challenge'.
'Yeah.' I said. 'Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a few inches wider these days!
Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!'
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.
She teased me saying that tubby, gray haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.
Anyway, she giggled and said, 'I've put on a few pounds myself!'
So I told her to f*** off. 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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Man of the year 
In code we trust !
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That's so cruel! But don't be jealous when you hear Johnny J. or Vivic's got a new girlfriend who has managed to have an ultra-slim figure after being insulted by an old-chap! 
Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!
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A crispy strip of bacon may be delicious, but research shows it could also be destroying your sperm count[^]
On another note:
Men who feel stressed are more likely to have lower concentrations of sperm in their ejaculate ... said Dr. Pam Factor-Litvak, senior author and associate professor of epidemiology at the Mailman School of Public Health
the Mailman School of Public Health Gives new meaning to 'the baby looks like the mailman'! 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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RyanDev wrote: Bacon will be the end of man
Luckily, I am a woman. 
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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Karen Mitchelle wrote: Luckily, I am a woman.
Then it wouldn't effect your sperm count at all. 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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Yet I don't hear you roar.
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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You won't want to hear me roar, I promise. 
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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Karen Mitchelle wrote: Luckily, I am a woman.
Great. Point out another destroyer of man. We're doomed. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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And beer can increase your estrogen. It's a chance I'm willing to take.
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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Heh, Heh, Heh.... You said ejaculate.
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Bacon evil? Say it ain't so, why that's just blasphemous. 
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
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I get stressed when I don't get my bacon in the morning. There's no hope for me 
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Fixed the title for you
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If be that the case, I choose BACON!
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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That's called a win-win situation
-NP
Never underestimate the creativity of the end-user.
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Old specs:
Pentium Dual Core
8GB crappy ram
5400rpm hdd
1366 x 768 screen
New specs:
Core i7
16GB ram
sata3 ssd
1080p screen
Am I a happy developer today! Surprisingly it's more screen than anything else which is really making the difference (although it is insanely fast as well, eats and sh*ts Visual Studio with ReSharper)
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Going from the old dual core to the i7 is really a huge leap...  
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And the SSD. Holy crap does that make a difference.
What brand did you purchase?
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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