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Heres an idea, move Friday night in Luton to a roving party and send to Ebola hotspots... 
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You can't - most of them have electronic tags and reporting restrictions: they can't leave the country.
And no airline (other than EasyJet) will take 'em anyway... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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they have its called Ibiza, and when you don't hear of Ebola there, alcohol poisoning yes but not Ebola
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Now there's an idea: maybe they can poison the Ebola virus with alcohol from Ibiza? 
GOTOs are a bit like wire coat hangers: they tend to breed in the darkness, such that where there once were few, eventually there are many, and the program's architecture collapses beneath them. (Fran Poretto)
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Germany already had the Marburg virus so Ebola should be easy for them to handle.
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I need Ajax on Vista with VB and WebServices!
The answer don't elaborate enough on WebServices!
Pleaze its URGENTSSSSS!!!!
Good one!
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Sock Puppet!!!!
You can't fool us.
Id you're one of them, you'll say URGENTZZZZZZ!
BTW, I love the detergent answer.
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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Haha, indeed!
Though those Greek gods were quite good too! 
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Yeah. That falls on the second place of best answers in that question.
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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I edited that and didn't remember this at all. 
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If I read it right and Mr. Graus actually put this up when Q&A was in beta then he must have had some mystical foresight of what was to come. This man can see the future!
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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ROFL - Literally ...
Do you mean figuratively, rather than literally?
As in ROFL figuratively.
[brought to you from the society of semantic nitpicking practitioners]
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
modified 31-Jul-14 4:09am.
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nope he fell off his chair and was rolling about the floor (he is easily amused)
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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LMAO
Oops, I didn't expect that to fall off.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Arm?
Artificial Leg?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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GuyThiebaut wrote: [brought to you from the society of semantic nitpicking practitioners]
Thank you 
And surely you could add - [In association with the one who loves to correct people] 
Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!
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As en experiment, I did roll on the floor today at work! 
No one noticed! 
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We had someone who rolled on the floor at work.
Turned out he was having a seizure and was off sick for a year afterwards.
Wasn't much fun to be honest.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Wow... good luck for him!
I was good though! 
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Agent__007 wrote: just browsing through the questions without answering any
As a true spy would do. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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You flatter me, SIR!
If I hadn't gone into programming, I would probably have tried to become a detective.
Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!
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Is anyone using Fractal Edge[^]. I did a POC about 4 years ago but never progressed as the maintenance of KPIs was a PITA. There does not seem to be much activity on their web site and I'm wondering about their support.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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I've never used of it, but had a very quick look at the link you provided.
It looks to be a graphical area map chart control, using circles embedded in circles. IMHO, it is a terrible way to display data.
Humans are not good at determining the relative sizes of two circles, should we compare area or radius? Is this area twice or three times the size of another area?
Look at any best practice on how to visually represent data, and you will find this type of presentation is significantly less effective than the standard, basic line/bar charts. (The Tufte books are brilliant at discussing, explaining and illustrating this type of stuff).
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Actually it is a combination of size, colour and depth that tell different aspects of the data, quite effective for generalisations. We already have all the charts and graphs and dials we want thank you, I'm looking for something a little different, management does like shiny!
The POC I did was most impressive to identify trends and issues arising in almost real time, it was the maintenance on the KPIs that killed the project. Management are once again looking for shiny so I'm thinking to give it another go but want to see if there are any issues with the product (support).
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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