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But by his rep points he rarely gets back here!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif) The great clarinetist died at age 85. He wrote the tune, "Stranger on the Shore" for his daughter, Jenny. But, this cat could rock too: [^].
Stranger On the Shore [^]
"Here I stand, watching the tide go out
So all alone and blue
Just dreaming dreams of you
I watched your ship
As it sailed out to sea
Taking all my dreams
And taking all of me
The sighing of the waves
The wailing of the wind
The tears in my eyes burn
Pleading, "My love, return"
Why, oh, why must I go on like this?
Shall I just be a lonely
Stranger on the Shore?
The sighing of the waves
The wailing of the wind
The tears in my eyes burn
Pleading, "My love, return"
Why, oh, why must I go on like this?
Shall I just be a lonely
Stranger on the shore?" Words by Robert Mellin
« I am putting myself to the fullest possible use which is all, I think, that any conscious entity can ever hope to do » HAL (Heuristically programmed ALgorithmic computer) in "2001, A Space Odyssey"
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Quote: My love, return
Return what? A Love object?
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Wow, you really need to work on your English, its quite obvious really.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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I wouldn't exactly call that rock, but definitely up tempo. Wonderful stuff.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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A young Scottish lad and lass were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, gazing out over the loch. For several minutes they sat silently.
Then finally the girl looked at the boy and said "A penny for your thoughts, Angus?"
"Well, uh, I was thinkin'... perhaps it's aboot time for a wee kiss?"
The girl blushed, then leaned over and kissed him lightly on the cheek. Then he blushed. The two turned once again to gaze out over the loch.
Minutes passed and the girl spoke again. "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus?"
"Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's noo time aboot time for a wee cuddle?"
The girl blushed, then leaned over and cuddled him for a few seconds. Then he blushed. And the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch.
After a while, she again said "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus?"
"Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's aboot time you let me put my hand on your leg".
The girl blushed, then took his hand and put it on her knee. Then he blushed. Then the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch before the girl spoke again.
"Another penny for your thoughts, Angus?"
The young man glanced down with a furrowed brow. "Well, noo" he said "my thoughts are a wee bit more serious this time".
"Really?" said the lass in a whisper, filled with anticipation.
"Aye" said the lad, nodding.
The girl looked away in shyness, began to blush, and bit her lip in anticipation of the ultimate request.
Then he said "Dae ye nae think it's aboot time ye paid me the first three pennies?"
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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Do I need to get my coat?
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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No, we don't mind if you get rained on and freeze.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Well, it's just good business you know.. 
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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That was stupid from the lass, it is after all a penny for his THOUGHTS.
I'd reckon she oversold the worth of the thoughts ey 
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Why is it that so many IT websites want to know for what company you work?
I decided to take a look at NoSQL and found a whitepaper I can download, but first they need to know my company.
Except I'm not downloading this for my company, but for myself. My company really has no interest in any NoSQL database.
This isn't the first IT website where I had to specify my company. In a required field.
Stop asking me where I work. I am signing on to your service and my company has nothing (and wants nothing) to do with it...
It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
My blog[ ^]
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Sure, but why don't they just make it an optional field?
It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
My blog[ ^]
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Because it's easier to make everything required?
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Because not checking for nulls can cause a crash, remembering to check everywhere is prone to oversite errors, so it's much safer just to make the field mandatory.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
My blog[ ^]
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I work for Nunya LLC!
Nunya damn business!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
There's a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it's usually a prescription.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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I put Student.
It also hopefully stops them thinking about me as a potential sales lead, so they don't waste their time, and more importantly, they don't waste my time.
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Well know there is some fun to be had.
Try these next time:
(some obscure name to make them realize you are: ) Pimp, Drug Dealer, Assassin, Drug Addict
Queen, Mayor, President, Secret Agent, Escort, Stripper, Hooker or even a Porn Star
Might even put straight their company name
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