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Ok, I lied - so sue me... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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It's the Lounge Police that'll "sue you" for using language like that, I suspect.
I'd edit your message, if I was you - before the abuse votes start. 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yeah, well - I'm so used to people not being able to take a joke. You know I never write anything serious... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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We can take a joke, but there is a time and place, and the Lounge is not the place for obscenities.
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Maybe next year! 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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kmoorevs wrote: I wonder if lounge means something else in Hindi?
I believe it's an abbreviation for "Post your unclear and poorly explained programming questions here, PLEASE!" 
Just kidding - no offense intended...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
modified 29-Dec-14 8:12am.
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Join us not for building answers in the lounge, seek outer query.
Marc
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Put a ![Badger | [badger,badger,badger,badger...]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/badger.gif) in your life...
Now seriously: you should not put anything related to "work" into the lounge... this is only to remove stress, have casual talks...
Look under the wide orange stripe on top and search for "quick answers" or "discussions" where you can ask specific programming (or related) issues.
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You sure about that? They are vicious when cornered, and have nasty claws and teeth. And they are the size of a medium sized dog! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OK, then you can always put a :Snake: there...
and if that doesn't suit... then there's the option to put a :Mushroom:!
Erm... time to go back working now... 
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Quote: this is only to remove stress, have casual talks...
Are you removing stress or taking some more? 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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I don't know my friend... I don't know... 
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Inner joins: best accomplished with someone of a complimentary gender.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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People who have - and always had - think a lot of time that our society is well designed and for that, only people who do not accept the boundaries of the society got into troubles, like debt and become homeless...
The truth is that we have a lot to fix...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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#define max_rep_inc 40
Kornfeld.rep += max_rep_inc;
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It has been my personal experience that not all homeless people are worthless.
I have found MANY to be compassionate, thoughtful, and for some, to be quite bright, despite having a few screws loose upstairs.
Thanks for posting.
+24
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The first line of the report pisses me off:
"This video proves that a person's integrity goes far beyond what meets the eye."
Integrity?
If I see a homeless guy, I don't question his integrity; I see a person who has fallen on hard times -- and that all too often happens to people who have too much integrity.
If I see a fat f'k in a suit that costs enough to feed a family for a year walking out of an overly expensive restaurant and straight into the back door of a bank, it's his integrity I question.
If I see a bleached-haired wannabe idiot going around setting traps to make other people look like arseholes, it's his integrity I question.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Hello,
Sorry if my question looks dumb.I am developing a VB.NET application and running the code in IIS7. I have a device that understand Java code only, and I wonder if I can communicate with this device using Java code from IIS7 or not. If yes, where do I find more details on this subject.
Regards,
Saleh Abbad,
Saudi Arabia.
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All the answers at the top of this page - you only need to read...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Java, hmmm sounds hot! 
Anyways, programming related questions are not allowed here brother. You need to be asking such questions at Quick Answers[^] tab, that is where you will get some help.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Try posting this question on one of CodeProject's QA Forums.
«A man will be imprisoned in a room with a door that's unlocked and opens inwards ... as long as it does not occur to him to pull rather than push» Wittgenstein
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If it's cleaner and tidier than this[^], you have nothing to do...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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