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Um, I don't know of any programmer, who would be interested of such shh program. But, next time you buy a toilet paper pack, make sure it inherits BigPaper.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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C'mon channel your inner MacGyver[^], there must be something you could use!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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There is always the scripts to those shows
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Recycling at its finest! 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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I want to create a program to help students learn how to read instructions and become more self reliant. Can someone write that for me as my lecturer needs it by next Tuesday. I know that bit because he said "C u next Tuesday, and it better be ready".
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Ok Karel I've supplied all the 1's and 0's for you all you have to do is arrange them in the correct sequence.
You're welcome!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
When you are dead you don't know it, it's only difficult for others.
It's the same when you're stupid.
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I didn't even have to read the numbers to know it was Phase 42. If it wasn't I'd have published one.
Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
I use 1TBS
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Can someone run my project - essentially plan, execute, monitor, and deliver with quality? And ... pass on all profits to my bank account?
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Sure! Just send me your bank name, branch, account name, number, password and routing number, and I will gladly comply. 
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Bank Name: ABC bank
City: DEF, Branch HIJ
Account Number: 123456
Password: ****
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That's not a very secure password - four asterisks.
I'd change that if I was you.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Account Number: 123456
is not secure either 
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Well no - but you don't get to pick that... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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do you think someone has actually got that or do you think its excluded?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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If it was the latest batch of students that coded it, they probably all would!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Agree.
A better password is:
***************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** (ouch! password length limit exceeded)
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Haha. I didn't want to spend more than a millisecond on some temporary password storage, so I made the column nvarchar(500), because being given password length limits like 10 characters just makes me batcrap angry.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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would anyone expect that?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Well, it's my PIN number...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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now that's neat, as I am yet to see an ATM with a * key
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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I carry my own "*" key for just such purposes.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Oh what a disappointment, I expected you to tap the character out in binary
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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I'm almost done - but I'm somewhat stumped on the last step.
Unfortunately, I'm busy tomorrow, but I'll pick up and take care of the rest. Really soon.
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I start my new job as a qualified developer on Monday, can someone turn up and do the work for me?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Yes why not? if we have any agreement to direct deposit your pay check to my account 
Ranjan.D
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