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Grand job! You are up tomorrow.
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Clever - but why "habitual"?
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Thanks. 
I initially thought good old "regular", but then went with "habitual". I really don't know why. 
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Divorce via Facebook[^]
Seems very complicated to me. Can't they just make a button that automatically executes the divorce, disconnects any family ties on FB, unfriends the ex and notifies everybody in your friend list???
It could also post a happy selfie with the caption "Free at last! I'm on the market again! Anybody game?" 
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Or, you just don't get married for real, but only change your facebook status to married. That's an easy divorce. You pay a bit more taxes, but that's probably worth the hassle you save.
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Good idea, and if you only post the picture of a ring on FB, you'll save a lot of money there as well. I'm sure the "wife" will be just as thrilled... 
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Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I like this idea actually
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It would be even better if Facebook allowed you to show different statuses to different people. That way, the wife could be comforted by the fact that you were listed as married, but to the rest of the world, you could be single...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Of course. I already do this with my posts - one version for this set of "friends", slightly different version for an other set, maybe something completely different for immediate family, and so on. It's tricky though, because it all has to be done manually.
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sure, why not make facebook marriage a thing aswell.
Everyone can participate the party by liking the status and watching a live stream for the yes word, cut the cake will be a game and children can play on a digital jumping castle (those big inflated things, how do you call em in english?). 
Life's like a nose, you've got to get out of it whats in it!
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Why not? One question, though: Do you have to actually tell your "wife" that you are marrying her? She might object... 
I'm asking because I got an idea involving Jennifer Aniston, but she doesn't know about it...
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Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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doesn't facebook already ask for comfirmation of the other party in such occasion?
However you might be able to pull of your plot with a clever hack of some sort 
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Only problem is that the wedding night would be kind of boring of course?!?!?
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Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Most definitely .
And a digital honey moon isn't really my piece of cake either.
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Why don't you ask her out on a date? Just pretend you don't know she has the moneyZ and fameZ!
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HobbyProggy wrote: moneyZ and fameZ!
She has?  Wow, even better! I'll do that. Now what was her phone number again? 
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Maybe you check out her Webiste[^]
There you might find her number 
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Her attorney at least... 
Ah, forget it. The only way a guy with my kind lack of appeal to the female of the species could get a hold of such a hot babe would probably be to kidnap her[^]... 
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Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Johnny J. wrote: Ah, forget it. The only way a guy with my ...kind lack of appeal
Self confidence mate, self confidence 
Did you know that self confident and happy people do look better than unhappy ? 
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You tell me that NOW? When I have already bought the lotion? 
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Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Well, it doesn't mean you can't use the lotion
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Johnny J. wrote: I'm asking because I got an idea involving Jennifer Aniston, but she doesn't know about it... 
Somehow I don't think it's going to be legal 
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Don't worry, I'll tell her afterwards...
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Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Is that before of after you've hidden the plunger and the donkey?
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
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Oh, that's bad! 
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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