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Free Willy 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Jim'll Fix It
[What? Too soon?]
veni bibi saltavi
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Star Wars - The Empire strikes back
I think they later changed the dialogue in this[^] scene.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Jack Reacher
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Paris and her little friend 
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Michael Jackson Story
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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I'm thinking that CodeProject can be the first site, that I know of, to employ a flame-thrower button. Basically, when someone has earned the right to be flamed, then any member, with the correct status of course, can click this button. Possibly use the first 5 votes logic?
Anyhow, a flame-thrower will activate and come out of the "lucky-person's" monitor, and reduce them to ashes, all the while sending live video footage to the Lounge where we can all laugh, and make jokes and stuff.
There would be a side bar showing weekly and monthly totals, by country of course. The country with the most ashes, wins some free third-party components, a data grid perhaps.
Keeping with some of the principles of software engineering and code reuse, we would re-purpose this to be used with plagiarists and other idiots in QA, I would guess.
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I love the smell of napalm at morning 
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
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Slacker007 wrote: wins some free third-party components, a data grid perhaps.
Genuine LOL!  
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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The 'Tactical Airstrike' button on Google Maps is much more fun. Especially the 'before/after' comparison page.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I am waiting for everybody owning a 3D printer, so that I can hack troll's system and have their printer 3D-print a raised middle finger.
Might take a while, but totally worth the wait, IMO.
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It'd never work. Anyway, I wear flame retardant underwear just to be sure!
veni bibi saltavi
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Well, you'd have to, wouldn't you? Flame resistant from both sides, I would guess... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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You'd better move this post to "Bugs & Suggestions" before somebody starts flaming you... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Slacker007 wrote: The country with the most ashes wins
That's Australia right?
Before you hit the flame-thrower button, its got to do with cricket, a sport.
Ok. Now you can hit the button.
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Any specific person / group of people you have in mind for this idea?
My plan is to live forever ... so far so good
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Her Maj is 89 today and she still hasn't had me shot, so I'll wish her a very happy birthday and many more!
veni bibi saltavi
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: she still hasn't had me shot
Someone always has to be left alive to serve as an intimidating example.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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the order is probably in the post
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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I would also donate the ammunition, if it helps. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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She must be in the top 3 of the list of people I don't give a damn about. But this seems to rejoice you, so let her have a happy birthday then 
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why have you something against Germans?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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