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What kind of office you work in?
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Financial sector.. they haven't heard of Cow & Chicken either 
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Criminal waste of food. Imagine how many pizzas they could have made. Mmmmmm, Pizza.
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At least they weren't throwing bacon!
How do we preserve the wisdom men will need,
when their violent passions are spent?
- The Lost Horizon
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Looks like it's my girlfriend's "time of the month" and I'm the guy up the pole.
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TMI!
TMI!
Way, way, TMI!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Mind Bleach I need Mind Bleach!!
mind bleach on isle 4 please
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Whilst I DO appreciate the Doodles, I cannot help but think that all the money and resources Google spends on this could have been used for something better?!?!?! 
Am I too old and negative? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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could that be like re-incarnating Debbie?
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Innocent whistle 
Clickety[^] Link SFW, don't worry!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
modified 26-Aug-15 6:20am.
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What better product than distracting people, no matter how briefly, from the pointless drudgery of their lives?
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Quote: Am I too old and negative?
Not really - maybe just a tad too serious!
How do we preserve the wisdom men will need,
when their violent passions are spent?
- The Lost Horizon
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Johnny J. wrote: Am I too old and negative?
Yes.
Creating and managing a doodle probably costs about $50K (graphic designer) per year which is about zero considering what Google make.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Yeah, but I could do a hell of a lot more with the same money! Just fork the m over and I'll show you! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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... I really hate it ... lurking behind every corner of a brand new shiny PC. And (not so) recent Lenovo fiasco is just the tip of an iceberg.
Perhaps it's just me, but I really don't get what PC manufacturers expect to achieve with force feeding customers their crap. I always clean install new systems, but still ... it sucks.
It's literally like buying a classy villa only to find out it's already stuffed with the cheapest Ikea furniture glued to the walls and floors with the elephanting Boogie Bass mounted on the front door 
modified 19-Nov-18 21:01pm.
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Tine Svete wrote: the elephanting Boogie Bass mounted on the front door
HEY!!!!! Leave my childhood memories out of this! 
But apart from that, I agree completely. I also always clean install the computer after I've bought it, and I hate having to do that. It's unnecessary waste of time, plus you normally ALWAYS get problems because it's close to impossible to locate the correct hardware drivers on the vendors mega-bloated website!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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What I don't understand is what motivates these companies to develop the crapware in the first place? Wouldn't it be cheaper to just sell the tech without developing things no one will ever use?
Is there any brand available where you get a pc/laptop ready to use with the selected OS installed but without any sort of crapware?
Same thing with android phones. Love the app Beats on my HTC. Can't live without it... or google+, what would I do without this one?
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I think that the crapware is normally developed by third parties hoping to get business that way - Norton is the perfect example when they get trial versions of their antivirus software preinstalled, hoping that people will buy a real license when the trial runs out.
I just don't see what the computer company gains by pissing their users off??? I guess that they get paid well by the thirdparty companies to include their crap...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Member 11683251 wrote: Is there any brand available where you get a pc/laptop ready to use with the selected OS installed but without any sort of crapware?
I believe MS is doing that with Signature Edition (or something) branding ... though sadly not available in my country ... and only applicable to those not thinking of Windows themselves as crapware
modified 19-Nov-18 21:01pm.
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It is supposed to deceive regular (non-tech-savvy) users into thinking they are getting a lot of free software with their purchase, thus gaining an advantage over the competition. In other words, typical marketing BS.
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True, but people like that shouldn't be allowed to own a computer...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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In that case, most of us'll be out of a job 
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I KNEW it! It's YOU that's developing all the crapware!
Besides: At least I wouldn't have to work for free as computer support for all my computer illiterate friends!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Tine Svete wrote: but I really don't get what PC manufacturers expect to achieve with force feeding customers their crap.
Of course - if the revenue they expect would go to the consumer, the whole shebabalua would be pointless!
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"And this, kids, is why you should learn to build your own PC."
-Anticrapware Man
"It's hard to beat someone who never quits".
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