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Gravity
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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I saw a review for the remake in a paper last week, gave it one star and said "I have never seen the original, so I can confirm that this sucks entirely on its own merit".
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Isaac Newton: The Last Magician
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Beverly Hills Ninja
featuring Chris Fartey
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Moon Shot
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Up.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Helo Developers,
I'm using ajax ModalPopupExtender in my code. After login i am calling another page in popup window. My problem is when i have complete the work on called page and then click the called page event and what to redirect the page to another page that page open in popup up window. But i want to open it in normal form. Below is my code for Login in design page and called page
Login Page
<ajaxToolkit:ModalPopupExtender ID="mp5" runat="server" PopupControlID="Panel1" TargetControlID="btnlogin"
CancelControlID="btnClose" BackgroundCssClass="modalBackground">
</ajaxToolkit:ModalPopupExtender>
<asp:Panel ID="Panel1" runat="server" CssClass="modalPopup" align="center" style = "display:none">
<asp:ImageButton ImageAlign="Right" ID="btnClose" Width="32px" Height="32px" ImageUrl="~/images/Close.png" runat="server" />
<iframe style=" width: 550px; height: 500px; border " id="irm1" src="Post_task.aspx" runat="server"></iframe>
</asp:Panel>
Post Task Page :
<div style="text-align: left">
<asp:Button ID="btn_Contine_Budget" Width="350px" runat="server" class="btn btn-default" Text="Get Quotes Now" OnClick="btn_Contine_Budget_Click" />
</div>
Post Task Code Page :
protected void btn_Contine_Budget_Click(object sender, EventArgs e)
{
Response.Redirect("My_Task.aspx");
}
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check the red text at the top of the page "click here..."
<sig notetoself="think of a better signature">
<first>Jim</first> <last>Meadors</last>
</sig>
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No coding questions in the Lounge... go find the correct forum and ask there 
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Bob Hope on turning 70:
'I still chase women, but only downhill.'
On turning 80:
'That's the time of your life when even your birthday suit needs pressing.'
On turning 90:
'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.'
On turning 100:
'I don't feel old. In fact, I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap.'
On Golf:
'Golf is my profession. Show business is just to pay the green fees.'
On Presidents:
'I have performed for 12 presidents but entertained only six.'
On his six brothers:
'That's how I learned to dance. Waiting for the bathroom.'
On going to Heaven:
'I've done benefits for ALL religions. I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.'
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Ireland 16 Wales 16 , can't see England beating either of them
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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So another couple of draws then?
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You can see some nail biting games in NFL as well. The 32 teams in NFL season are strong and capable to create situations from them. This is absolutely creating memorable moments throughout the game.
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You do realise that this prediction will be taken down and used in evidence if it proves erroneous, right?
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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As if ignoring KB3035583 is not enough, we now have a new pest, KB3123862: [^].
«In art as in science there is no delight without the detail ... Let me repeat that unless these are thoroughly understood and remembered, all “general ideas” (so easily acquired, so profitably resold) must necessarily remain but worn passports allowing their bearers short cuts from one area of ignorance to another.» Vladimir Nabokov, commentary on translation of “Eugene Onegin.”
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Thank you for the heads-up, Bill!
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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Thanks for the heads up Bill!
Fortunately;
Quote: This update is provided as an Optional update on Windows Update...
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.1 Beta tomorrow (noun): a mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.
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That's how they all started out. No worries though: they'll be upgraded to recommmended when you're not looking! 
GOTOs are a bit like wire coat hangers: they tend to breed in the darkness, such that where there once were few, eventually there are many, and the program's architecture collapses beneath them. (Fran Poretto)
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Patrice
“Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.” Albert Einstein
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But turning off Windows Update is efficient 
Patrice
“Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.” Albert Einstein
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Ironically, they are pushing that 'upgrade' so insistently to improve overall security - but what they achieve instead is us switching off automatic updates 
GOTOs are a bit like wire coat hangers: they tend to breed in the darkness, such that where there once were few, eventually there are many, and the program's architecture collapses beneath them. (Fran Poretto)
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Thank you!
I like the notes on these updates...
"Install this update to resolve issues in Windows."
and
"Updated capabilities to upgrade Windows 8.1 and Windows 7"
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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