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Bet you're a wow at parties! 
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Well, I'll tell you.
When someone starts to preach how their whole beliefs thing made the world a better place (also fun at parties!) I point out that it is the root cause of most of the planets suffering.
Horrid as they are, when it comes to inflicting inhuman abuse on men, women, and children, ISIS has a long long way to go to catch up with Christendom.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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W∴ Balboos wrote: the root cause
If you tell them that I hope they laugh at you with all the vigour it so richly deserves! 
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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W∴ Balboos wrote: It was also used as an excuse,
Properly stated. 
The religion is of course all about love and service. But moronic boneheads used the religion as an excuse.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Off topic.
What I like is you heartily disagree with me on a thread and can agree with me on another part. I try to maintain that debates and discussions are nothing personnel (at least at CP).
Not so in most places or at most times.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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9082365 wrote: and the fact that Lent's over and you can actually have an egg for brekkie again! Nom, nom!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
And bacon, too!!
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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And once again I'm confused as to why its okay to mock 32% of the populations beliefs but
not the 23% (or the 0.2%)
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It's time to think of Jesus and the Crucifixion. On one hand he was nailed to the cross and on the other hand he was nailed to the cross. And his legs too.
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Too busy thinking about an hour I lost..
If you see one of those 60 minutes please send them back 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Actually, That was Good Friday.
Today we celebrate Jesus resurrection from the grave!
Yippy Skippy!
Happy Resurrection day CP!
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Ron Anders wrote: Today we celebrate Jesus resurrection from the grave!
So if a Mexican came back from the dead, why are they so looked down upon by the Yanks?
Ron Anders wrote: Yippy Skippy!
That show finished back in the sixties.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Actually, he was Middle Eastern, so these days they'd send him to Cuba as terrorist.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Actually, he was supposed to have been born in Nazareth, which today would make him Israeli.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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True enough. I usually refer to the Christian god as "the African god", to avoid confusion with Roman, Greek, Japanese, etc. gods.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Skippy the Bush Kangaroo! Yeah! I always wondered if "Bush Kangaroo" was some kind of euphemism!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I set clock forward one hour today
American trump supporters need to set their clock forward 100 years 
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regerteast wrote: set their clock forward 100 years
I don't know about that. 100 years ago, the world still made sense. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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A hundred years ago was in the middle of the first world war. You might want to rethink that.
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Surely it breaks rules 1 & 4 of the lounge? I find this kind of joke offensive.
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It's said with humour, not vindictiveness.
Turn the other cheek, and all that.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Jacquers wrote: I find this kind of joke offensive.
Sadly, you've rather undermined yourself by describing it as a joke!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Well - preaching religious doctrine is hardly any different than doing the same with politics. In some senses, I consider it more contentious.
That's why we have the soap-box and where this thread should have been.
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I have a 1125ml bottle of Bundy OP and there seems to be a hole in it. It's disappearing at a rate of knots.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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I'm having the same problem with a large bottle of cheap scotch. Let me know if you discover a solution!
Will Rogers never met me.
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Hehe, the old saying from my youth was "Bundy makes you spastic™"
That stuff's as aussie as Austen Tayshus' Australiana[^]
Perhaps I should expect an entertaining night's worth of posts from ya?
(For our sensitive readers - and no, I don't mean spastic as in cerebral palsy. I mean so drunk you're useless)
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