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Or one of my multiple personalities?
Nah...I don't have one personality, let alone several of them! 
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Dear members,
The complete six-headed administration of the Association for Schizophrenia will this year consist of: Griff.
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Just because I'm paranoid, doesn't mean I'm not out to get me!
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Aaaagh! For the 30 millionth time, schizophrenia is not multiple personality disorder!  
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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I never said that it was.
If one of Griffs personalities is schizophrenic then it's perfectly plausible that he's a member of the Association for Schizophrenia and can also man the entire six-headed administration by himself.
I thought that would be clear as schizophrenia is not the same as multiple personality disorder, but apparently you didn't get it 
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We have a fair idea of who it is.
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Whispers: Who? You can tell me, I won't tell anybody... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Who's anybody? I hope that's not one of the nouns for Griff's personality.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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If you are the leader, press * now, there are (4) participants, press any button to join. (there is no button labeled any)
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Am I to press Shift too?
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Quote: Am I to press Shift too?
Are you complaining about sh*t again?
Oops, I see it's Shift, not the noun in your signature - Sorry!
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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President Kennedy put a man on the moon
President Obama put a man in the ladies room
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President O'Bama[^] himself goes in the ladies room.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Quote: it isn't in fact Griff's alter ego
Griff has an ego? Wow!
Sorry OG, I'll get me coat......
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No, no...it's a Yugo
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It will be a stupid decision, and positive proof that stupidity can cause a rash! 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Probably but I daresay there's still plenty of people itching to try it!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Whilst at college in the late 70s, I went punting (flat bottomed boat driven by long pole) with some mates on a sunny Saturday afternoon. For the purpose of brevity, alcohol was taken and care wasn't and I ended up in the river a number of times so I spent most of the afternoon in my underpants. Later on, I answered a call of nature and hopped over a fallen tree on the bank to find a secluded spot. What I actually found was a ditch full of stinging nettles and there am I, wallowing around in just the bare essentials.
Looking back, I think it is fair to say that rash decisions were also taken 
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Cool but never heard of any of the with the exception of the IBM tape drive.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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Richard MacCutchan wrote: I still recognise my fellow operators in the pictures.
You mean...you were a BOFH[^]?
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I tried my dammnedest. 
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Quote: I tried my dammnedest
Not I. It just comes naturally!
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LEO, Lyons Electronic Office... was used at night to calculate and print British Rail payroll, my Dad had some of his payslips from the '60s now badly faded that were printed on it, got binned when my parents moved 
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