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A friend of mine works for a company specialized in furniture for super yachts, the kind where a chair or table costs six figure amounts.
Those filthy, stinking rich guys don't even appreciate it.
They once spent a year looking for a rare tree of the right size with the perfect structure to create a really exclusive table that the customer requested. So when they finally found the tree and made it into a $100,000+ table they got a phone call... This guy's new girlfriend (a 30-40 year younger, dispensable, gold digger) didn't like it very much, so if they could come and paint the table white! 
And then there was this guy who wanted his entire engine room covered in gold. THE FRIGGIN ENGINE ROOM!!!
Yeah, it's a weird world we're living in...
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Hell, if you took a year to find a tree to make a table I'd ordered, I's hit you with so many penalties that I'd get it for fourpence!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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But it can buy people with taste who do the decorating for you 
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That's what he did. Then the girlfriend happened.
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What exactly happens to the water in the pool when it submerges? Or is that how you fill the pool to begin with?
Marc
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This looks much like a hoax.
The company's location in Graz (Austria, not Australia - no direct connection to the ocean) adds to my assumption.
Plus, all "images" seem to be renderings only.
A well done hoax, IMO.
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Yep, agree.. got diesel engines but can stay submerged for "weeks".. don't think so.
Subs tend to get pretty stinky once people are aboard and diesel engines are running too. Not really what I'd call "luxury" 
I came into this game for the action, the excitement. Go anywhere, travel light, get in, get out, wherever there's trouble, a man alone. Now they got the whole country sectioned off, you can't make a move without a form.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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They also appear to be the bigger than any other submarine ever made with features which make absolutely no sense. (The windows crack me up.)
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Slacker007 wrote: Seems logical to me.
Too much work to get in and out. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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True, but you could look at it as your morning exercise routine. 
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Oh boy, you don't wanna take away the Americans the freedom to be fat 
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As we all know, not all Americans are fat, and most of us still have our teeth.
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As we all know, 99.99987% = "not all".
n.b. I don't count "I wanna be an ubermegasuperstar so I gotta stay skinny" and liposucked californians as being Americans.
n.b.2. Or even humans, for that matter.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Cool solution!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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R. Giskard Reventlov wrote: Gas of the Running Chicken
That can't smell good.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Is a Hobbit just a Hobo crossed with a Rabbit?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Hobo crossed with a Rabbit
Surely that would be a robot?
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That has a ring of truth to it.
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I have seen many rabbits hiding in bushes, always ready to pounce upon a hobo. They never seem to assault normal people, or have you ever heard of a Nobbit? 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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