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It is probably a tough question for some, especially since most of us across the globe, both young and old heavily rely on computers and the internet. Today, life would be virtually impossible without it especially to developers like us. To answer the question, I would be a carpenter, and a farmer then I would create a machine from wood that will compile codes made out of paper that will produce kernels of corn. 
Just kidding on that part. Seriously I would definitely be an artist, because being an artist is having the freedom to express your personality through art.
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I would be runner like Speedy Gonzalez.
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Miserable.
Edit: I can build a house, so a carpenter, I would be.
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Slacker007 wrote: Edit: I can build a house
Only one?
I can build lots of houses, so I'd be a better carpenter and get all the contracts.
Sorry, but if your kids gotta starve, they gotta starve.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Back to analog.
Or on a street corner with a guitar and a cup.
Analog I've done.
The homeless folk singer I'd try.
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Ron Anders wrote: Or on a street corner with a guitar and a cup.
Count me in. We could be famous.
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Wanna be my epileptic friend like in "The Twelve Chairs" movie.
You writhe around and I'll plead "Give, give so this poor man can be healed"
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Ron Anders wrote: Wanna be my epileptic friend like in "The Twelve Chairs" movie.
You writhe around and I'll plead "Give, give so this poor man can be healed"
Or the other way around. I'll then plead "Give, give so this poor man can be healed"
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I saw a man drop a five pound note into a busker's cap. As he did it he said "Here, go and get some singing lessons."
We're philosophical about power outages here. A.C. come, A.C. go.
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I would be spending 93.648% of my time spell-checking*.
* I know this because I had a computer work it out for me.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Your desk would be full of dictionaries.Oxford, Marriem... with complete version, ...LOL
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They were!
I even had the three-tome version of the M-W joke book!
With the amount I have to research, the Interwebs have become mana from Heaven.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Hey, when modern society collapses into ruins, and electricity isn't, I have the manual skills that are needed.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: manual skills
too vague. care to share your "manual skills"? 
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Oh, behave!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Not sure, maybe a chemist. Hard to say, I've been doing this since 14 and never really identified myself any other way until recently. Programming has become such a part of me, I don't think I'd be the same person without it.
Jeremy Falcon
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I'd take up my time building musical instruments of wood and string. Then on the weekends spend my time performing with them to sell them to passers by and young people who catch the music in their eyes and want to strike embers from their fingertips as well. Could be a better life for sure!
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I would still be in the US military and just now reaching the upper echelons of middle-management (E-7,E-8).
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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probably revert back to my original career. Electrical Engineer.
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A street-fighter. Or a knight of the round table. Or a court jester. Or a gynecologist. Or an astronaut. Or a racing driver. Or a pro arm wrestler. Or an archeologist. Or a trapper in Canada. Or a novelist. Or a mechanic. Or an electrician. Or a baker. Or a bull fighter. Or a nurse. Or a violinist. Or a sheep shearer. Or a candlestick maker. Or a book binder. Or a kindergarten teacher. Or a prison warder. Or a soldier. Or an explorer. Or a biologist. Or a historian.
I have done at least one of the above. 
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That's a really nice set of options you got there ! 
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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Being American there is a good chance you have been a soldier, or a prison warden I would venture...
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You'll never know! (Besides, I'm a hybrid).
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