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posted on our internal team net - someone (a manager) thinks using the web stack will be "nimble and fast"
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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It will be!
... After you've spent five years implementing it.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I really don't know why I bother getting up in arms about their tech choices. I will be long gone before I it becomes a reality.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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I am a web developer / .NET application developer and I always stuck with jQuery and plain javascript and it works. I have used few javascript library before depending on need. But these days if I go out to seek a new job they ask for so many different frameworks of JS I feel lost. Tried learning Angular and felt so many times WTF and Why ? and I am back to my .NET / MVC / JQuery setup to keep me sane. All those who codes in JS, ever wondered about securing your javascript files ?
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Maths is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
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Yes; it staggers the mind knowing how much time is spent on "plumbing" versus solving (business) problems.
(And many don't know the difference).
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I just read this, and I weep. There is no engineering in FRONT END DEVELOPMENT.
gag me with a spoon, then beat me to death with it. The sad thing is why this is funny - there is a good element of truth in it. People are just making ***t up to make themselves look creative.
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Hi All,
I have a laser printer scanner combo on my desk, which I couldn't get to work...updated driver...needed Admin, my left eye, etc. you get the picture. Still didn't work get fed up open back of printer find three pieces of A4 gummed together pull 'em out (with pliers), find the magenta toner leaking dust every where reassemble. Now I have a working printer!
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Good grief!
You use paper in the office?
The problem I have with my inkjet is that I use it so infrequently that every time I try the cartridges have dried out...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Sadly yes.. with the new system were trying (and I mean trying!) to develop we encouraging against printing where ever possible and now the users are ready to lose the plot as they are old school.
Changing tech / processes isn't something to do to them without planning
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Give the user an electric shock every time they print something.
Also record their responses.
Should be effective AND fun!
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YouTube!
Go on, you know you want to ...
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A4? THere's you're problem right there.
8.5" x 11" is the paper used by all decent printers. A4 indeed! A4 is barbaric!
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Inches? What neanderthals still use inches to measure things?
Cheers,
Mick
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It doesn't matter how often or hard you fall on your arse, eventually you'll roll over and land on your feet.
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Midi_Mick wrote: Inches? What neanderthals still use inches to measure things?
Inches? No. Our paper is 8.5" X 11". 8.5 Double-ticks X 11 Double-ticks.
You are right. No one uses inches any more.
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Those who don't need to respond to spam offering to add three.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Yet more proof that windows is cr@p with (paper) drivers.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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If you put root beer in a square glass do you get beer?
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I'm rooting for a better thought tomorrow.
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Maybe you should just hop along then.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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If you have the root password you can do whatever you like.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Uuggh. Square glasses are good for Scotch!
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If you add a dozen ice cubes to English beer, you get American beer.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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If you drink the British beer, then refill the glass with ice cold water you get US beer.
If you use a clean glass instead, you get Bud Lite.
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An excellent assessment, Sir!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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This method[^] can be used to convert other types of beer as well (in our case UK beer in, US beer out)!
Warning: Link definitely not safe for Mark's work!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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