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ATVs, ARs, and Angling.
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him." - James D. Miles
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Much respect!
Which course provider are you using?
cheers
Chris Maunder
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RIP Mariah Carey's career - the last victim of 2016. RIP[^]
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"Caught" lipsyncing?
When has she ever not?
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I watched that performance live. It was crazy and hilarious. She was just walking around saying, "well, it could be better...it is great!"
What?
At one point she was talking and singing at the same time. She was talking into the microphone but her voice was still singing in the background. How is that psosible!?! She is amazing. 
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I love that the dancers and crowd carry on like nothing is happening while she's just walking around stage completely baffled on what to do.
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Are any Russian diplomats left to expel for Putin interfering with her lip sync tech?
Marc
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I seriously admire: the courage of people able to have watched that.
Maybe this year some real talent will emerge? It's clearly been a hell of a long time since that happened.
Sin tack ear lol
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Most of this "happy new year" crap will be over and done with.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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No biggie, all the easter and valentine's day decorations and gifts are already out in stores.
 
I'd rather be phishing!
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Alright then, Crappy new year.
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Not forgetting Chinese New Year, Jan 28.
Any Asian colleges/friends you know get to hit you with "Happy new Years" again in less than 1 month.
Often disguised as "gong xi fa cai" (mandarin) or "gong hey fat choi" (cantonese)"
gong xi, gong hey, bro
Sin tack ear lol
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 apparently we're miserable buggers
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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You'll get the spirit when the rest of your Christmas present arrives.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Happy Belated New Year! 
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For a number of years, we have gathered at a friend's place for a bonfire and fireworks. The bonfire is all of the branches that have fallen from trees for the past year and the Christmas tree.
For whatever reason, we were not able to get together at the end of 2015.
Last night, we had 2 years of branches and two Christmas trees in the pile. Excellent fire! A branch 20 feet off the ground, directly above the bonfire, starting burning and maintained an ember for 30 minutes or so.
It was a great way to start the year.
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The bonfire where I was was lit by some guys who threw wood and the Christmas tree on it. Then two couches.
Then came the cushions, then mattresses, some chairs, a bed...
I think someone cancelled their contents insurance 
Happy new year to you and everyone at CP
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I tend to name the dangerous things in my kitchen - dunno why, but I do - so I have Maddy the Mandolin, and Freddy the Delicatessen Meat Slicer (also known as "Mr Krueger").
So part of my Christmas present was a deep fat fryer: a big DFF, it's industrial and holds 8l of oil. I wanted a 6l one, but they accidently sent me a bigger jobbie and said "keep it if you want, for the same price" when I phoned. And since it has a more powerful heater and a better temperature range, I went for it. And I called it Billy after Billy Bunter, the Fat Owl of the Remove.
So I used it last night to make Heston Blumenthal's Triple Cooked Chips[^] - and damn good they are too - so I emptied it today and was cleaning it out when she says "I'm surprised you didn't call it Stephen".
Damn! That's soooo much better than Billy.
Ok. Rename the kitchen equipment: "Freddy" and "Stephen". 
Wish I'd thought of that...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: I tend to name the dangerous things in my kitchen
So what did you call your wife?
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Herself 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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I try not to attract her attention...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Dragon?
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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